Mandy Lorian

Tapping the sign

Gasp! Baby Moony??? Congratulations 💕💕💕💕

Hmm… i remember a Kyle Ron, but not that guy

You understand the vision

age verification?
shut up, i’m feeding my tamagotchi.

YES

I could never, he looks just like my cousin Paul.

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

My non exhaustive list of dream guest stars of The Muppet Show:
1. Adam Driver
2. Brett Goldstein
3. Kate McKinnon
4. Bad Bunny
5. Lady Gaga
6. Ayo Edebiri
7. Amanda Seyfried
8. Donald Glover
9. Jason Mantzoukas

I’ll keep adding names, feel free to add your own! #themuppetshow

If it isn’t my husband isolating me, it’s my sister.
Or i am meant to be isolated.

Nothing like the anniversary of my father’s passing to remind me that my sister has turned all of my cousins against me with lies about how i am apparently (checks notes) and the brattiest and most self person ever made.
If you ever met her you would understand how wild that is.

Trying to pretend i have self esteem and posting my promo shots in hopes of tricking myself into believing I am castable and not worthless. It think there’s a term for this.

The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.

Faithful bitz with Lala the dog

Faithful Bitz 🤣🤣🤣 🐾 #thetraitorsUS

We deserved to have Monet at the banquet #TheTraitorsUS

ai slop can be produced in minutes, at minimal cost.

don't contaminate library offering by pitting hard-working human stories with plastic pollution.

You wouldn't accept plastic veggies in your dinner plate, don't offer it to your readers.

I have some congresspeople who follow me, so I'll just throw this out there:

As a taxpayer, I would actually prefer that you *not* continue to fund the fascist military machine that is being used to kill and kidnap people from our communities.

Yes

BREAKING: ICE killed a Minnesota woman in broad daylight & there must be accountability.

But when I moved to subpoena all records & footage related to this murder, Republicans voted it down.

They've never cared about law & order or keeping our communities safe.

Prickly Alpaca! She’s an absolute favorite

Welcome to America,
where the entire world
knows our president
has had at least three dementia tests
that he can remember

Scotty, an aussie shepherd mix with a floofy tail and a vacant expression, and Seamus, a senior spaniel mix with a face that is the embodiment of 🥺, looking expectantly at the camera. This is most likely because the photographer is cooking salmon.

I just asked if they wanted to be influencers

I don’t know exactly what I’m looking for in a politician but not having every day be a nightmare of horrors would be pretty high up so someone should run on that

forget byler, i want to climb hopper like the sequoia he is.

I am so excited!!!!

Yay!!! 💕☺️

All statements like this that Trump makes about ANYONE, he is PROJECTING.

That is, Donald Trump is unconsciously talking about himself each and every time.

Scotty, a cute shepherd dog with no brains, is cuddling his stuffed lambchop on the couch

Take a break with Scotty and Lamby