At @hijinksensue.bsky.social's request, Doubting Hot Rod
At @hijinksensue.bsky.social's request, Doubting Hot Rod
Dawsonβs Trek
The S.T.
One Trek Hill
Cardassi Jr. High
Gilmore Gorns
Party of 7 of 9
Orion Gossip Girl
NCC-90210
β¦The Dumbledorgon, The Diamond Dogs, and of course the big bad boss of the Downside Layer, Mr. Mindspider himself. Strongly thanks* for all the Strangely Thangs.
*this season was fucking dogshit.
Tonight we say goodbye to all our friends from Hudson Hawk, Iowa. Elven, Might, Will Theywontthey, Dunstin Checks In, Kid and/or Play, Nepolesbian, Sheriff Hoops, Wynonaβs Big Facial Expressions, Vishnu/Honky Creeps, LA based Comedian Brett Gelman, Hardly KnewHer, a 21 year old 11 year oldβ¦
My friends are cooler than your friends.
I dunno, unless you're also friends with @hijinksensue.bsky.social. He's pretty cool and has a lot of friends.
What kinda music do I like?
*taps dumpster
Idea: Slimming body stockings for cats. Sphanx. Give me money.
The Capβn gets a lot of the (deserved) credit, but EVERYONEβS HAIR on Strange New Worlds is the best. Shocking hair game for one show.
Finally saw Sinners. Seemed like things were going pretty good for the brothers B. Jordan until Mumford and Sons showed up.
America almost made it to 250. Sad when they die right before a big milestone. The Betty White of constitutional democracies.
My kid gave me a wonderful early Fatherβs Day gift today: Knowledge that the concept of High School has forever left my life and will never return.
So proud of you, Kiddo. β€οΈ
NYC Pope > Chicago Pope.
Chicago Pope is basically a casserole.
Inglourious Basterds is just a feel good family movie now. Havenβt watched it in a while and we all just smiled and cackled the whole time.
Seems they took it down. Now to see if they respond to my demand for payment.
Here's a site illegally selling one of my shirt designs. www.threadsquad.com/view/26184/g...
If you're bored, please email john@threadsquad.com and let him know what you think about his actions.
If you're REALLY bored, flood his voicemail box: 317-687-4478
In the lead up to May the 4th, I wanted to spotlight the many wonderful folks I've had on FORCE FIVE (where I have a guest come on & share their top 5 Star Wars collectibles & we have a bit of a chat).
Next up, it's @hijinksensue.bsky.social!
Tomorrow Iβm wishing all billionaires a very stock market crash.
πΆHappy National Puppy Day! Pick up a pin for the dog lover in your life (we know itβs you π) scienceandfiction.etsy.com
#nationalpuppyday
This is also known as invading Panama.
BREAKING: Judge orders some federal agencies to reinstate thousands of probationary workers.
The new line: yes, recession, but ... recession good!
I love you, we love you and we are so excited to be a part of your journey. You are unstoppable.
β¦at them, and everything they created on their own and synthesized it all into someone who I do not just love, but also admire. They are so much further along at this age than I was. Their heart is so much bigger than mine ever was as a young man.
The person I helped make is an adult today. Not just an adult, but a kind, compassionate, empathetic, fiercely TALENTED, and incredibly smart human being. It gives me so much pride to know this person that we created with our love has taken everything we gave them, everything the world had thrownβ¦
If you want them to feel VERY SPECIAL feel free to send them a few bucks with the Venmo or Cashapp links in the comments. College starts in the fall!
ππ Itβs my kidβs 18th birthday! If youβve paid attention to their growth over the last couple of decades and want to make them feel special, please reply with a message of congrats or encouragement.
Hey look, Dad! I finally did a sport! Stay dead, you miserable junky prick. πβΎοΈβ½οΈππ₯β³οΈ
I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F.
18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it.
We made this website to tell our story:
18f.org
would be really funny if this works
"Have you said thank you even once?"