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He/him, boring old pan man.

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Prices are up 30 cents since this post and the nearby liquor store has taken down its decade-old Trump Wine display this shit is so monumentally over.

06.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 1871 πŸ” 254 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5
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My years of playing demoknight coming to fruition

06.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
figure 5.1 U.S. Economic Growth, 1790–2012

figure 5.1 U.S. Economic Growth, 1790–2012

it's funny you can see how much the New Deal fixed macroeconomic stability within the United States, and the elite hated FDR for it

06.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 721 πŸ” 168 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 14
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the bluesky experience:

06.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 1007 πŸ” 283 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 8

american evangelicals already run everything and what we are seeing right now, including this headline, is them trying to close the gap on the 5% of everything they don't run

06.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 1001 πŸ” 209 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

They really are trying to run a vibes based war oh my god.

06.03.2026 07:41 πŸ‘ 124 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1
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Scar

05.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 534 πŸ” 212 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

this fucking party, man

06.03.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 231 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
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BANGπŸ‘‰

#furry

06.03.2026 12:16 πŸ‘ 1756 πŸ” 504 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 3

the food standards that make it illegal for people to sell home cooked food are not to protect you from home cooked food. that's just an unfortunate side effect. they are to protect you from small business owners killing you dead after one bite

06.03.2026 05:11 πŸ‘ 176 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Democrats are fascist warmongers in lock-step with the Trump regime. Both parties adhere to the same imperialist and bloodthirsty foreign policy.

05.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reminds me when a coworker was cutting grass during a hot ass day and mistakenly got a Smirnoff juice that looks almost exactly like a Gatorade and chugged it without thinking. He said he almost fell off the mower because it hit him like a brick wall.

05.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the public school system should teach you how to make prosciutto

01.02.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 392 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 13
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i tried this with ben franklin but he wouldnt stop asking about yoga pants and hentai

05.03.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 2050 πŸ” 203 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 5
Thumbs, a 3-panel comic:

1. A tiger sits up alone on his bed, looking at his phone. 

2. β€œIt was real nice seeing you again tonight. I haven’t stopped smiling.” The Tiger wrote.

He then receives three responses that seem like gibberish. Someone struggling to convey their thought. Auto-correct clearly failing them. But the tiger can understand the message.

β€œI like you, too.”

3. A wolf sits alone on his bed, looking at his phone. Struggling to hold the device in his two dog-paw hands. Without thumbs, he can only nap his screen to text as best as he can. For the first time, he feels understood. 

β€”β€”

There once was a wolf, believe it or not,
With floppy grey ears and a snout like a blot.
But what made him so strange, if you count all his claws,
Instead of two hands, he was born with two paws

Thumbs, a 3-panel comic: 1. A tiger sits up alone on his bed, looking at his phone. 2. β€œIt was real nice seeing you again tonight. I haven’t stopped smiling.” The Tiger wrote. He then receives three responses that seem like gibberish. Someone struggling to convey their thought. Auto-correct clearly failing them. But the tiger can understand the message. β€œI like you, too.” 3. A wolf sits alone on his bed, looking at his phone. Struggling to hold the device in his two dog-paw hands. Without thumbs, he can only nap his screen to text as best as he can. For the first time, he feels understood. β€”β€” There once was a wolf, believe it or not,
With floppy grey ears and a snout like a blot.
But what made him so strange, if you count all his claws,
Instead of two hands, he was born with two paws

🐾Thumbs🐾

04.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 5179 πŸ” 1295 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 12

Ranking member of the Armed Services Committee πŸ‘‡

05.03.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 532 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 4

Pure godless evil.

04.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 6890 πŸ” 1047 πŸ’¬ 229 πŸ“Œ 39

How to win in November

04.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 10944 πŸ” 3044 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 39

$840,000,000,000 a year in military spending to bomb some painted drop shadows. Artists always winπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ

04.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 444 πŸ” 127 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 27

To this day I have 0 idea how in the fuck they would remake it. I much rather see the outbreak games remade than RE5's borderline 1920s racism level reimagined.

03.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i love how this is the nazi rag people say you have to defend the workers of, for some reason

02.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 564 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0

the way liberals love to adopt the "leftist" label to show how radical they are against trump, only to turn around and say "you fucking leftists are the reason we're in this mess" every chance they get.

03.03.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 124 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

The way cis liberals talk about trans people they disagree with on this website when they think we aren't looking is very, very Hitlerite. Just saying. I have seen stuff that has made me regret thinking certain big names ok here were allies.

For one, acting like every trans person here is white.

03.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 731 πŸ” 127 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 5

My issue with marathon is the UI is a mess and the readability of the items is about as clear as reading wingdings while getting shot at. Everything else is okay but I definitely won't be buying it unless it really takes off.

03.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bill Clinton is smiling while looking back through old Epstein photos & nodding over memories
His attorney snatches them out of Bill's hands.

Bill Clinton is smiling while looking back through old Epstein photos & nodding over memories His attorney snatches them out of Bill's hands.

Bill smiling

Bill smiling

I always smile at photos of me with a sex trafficker when I hate sex trafficking

03.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 1251 πŸ” 194 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 9

Why are the lesser evil people doing nothing to stop the evil

And other questions for the liberal mind

02.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 885 πŸ” 208 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 1
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