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πŸ’™πŸ’™ bless. you have the greatest content to ever grace the webs.

06.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is not news. we have been a fully sentient posting museum since at least 2016

06.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 572 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2
Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

03.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 14062 πŸ” 2436 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

just became aware of this--the regime wants to clear-cut massive chunks of Oregon's old growth forests in the name of timber production.

you have until March 23rd to comment.

i know we have endless fucking things to scream at politicians about--this is an important one too.

28.02.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 2668 πŸ” 2661 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 49

Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source

01.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your podcast eps have gotten me through many a tedious workday

25.02.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This guy gets it.

23.02.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 23661 πŸ” 5748 πŸ’¬ 453 πŸ“Œ 805

Claire thank u

20.02.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some guy named Andrew got arrested?

20.02.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you live in a boxcar *one time* and they call you "the boxcar children" forever

15.02.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT

15.02.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm in Queens, we're much more scrunchie and sweatpants people

15.02.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

when will America get "Ice Dancing with the Stars"

15.02.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There are some hot yoga studios I avoid because the word "hot" applies to both the temperature of the room and the attractiveness of the other practitioners

15.02.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love the energy of a choir director who decides to have the music drop out on verse four

"We have the strength of two men and a thousand sopranos, we can hold the melody"

15.02.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Administration Announces That We Don’t Know Where the Sun Goes at Night After deciding carbon dioxide does no harm, it was the logical next move.

Trump Administration Announces That We Don’t Know Where The Sun Goes At Night

14.02.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 790 πŸ” 203 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 25

I learn from their website that Gallup is proud of all the contracts they have with many federal agencies.

thehill.com/homenews/med...

11.02.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 879 πŸ” 248 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 23

rip to my Great Uncle Leroy "Chick" Springman

10.02.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"If the government may simply seize *someone* without due process, there is no check on its ability to seize *anyone*."

Perhaps the most fundamental check against tyranny. And it is gravely threatened.

10.02.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 1662 πŸ” 526 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 12

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

09.02.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 25099 πŸ” 5885 πŸ’¬ 104 πŸ“Œ 50

And while everyone is feeling good about Benito giving a Grammy to someone who is not Liam Ramos: Congress can pass a personal bill to grant citizenship to Liam Ramos, his family and Kilmer Abrego Garcia.

09.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 2812 πŸ” 434 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 5

Amen!

09.02.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely don't know which Ocasio is #1 at this point sorry

09.02.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Bad Bunny wearing an OCASIO 64 jersey

Bad Bunny wearing an OCASIO 64 jersey

Ocasio gang rise up πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ‡΅πŸ‡·

09.02.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 46757 πŸ” 3798 πŸ’¬ 484 πŸ“Œ 108

The turning point channel is just square dancing and Mike Pence singing β€œThere’s a Hole in My Bucket, Dear Liza”

09.02.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 563 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 3

The vibe of the Halftime Show

09.02.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 2257 πŸ” 486 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 20

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

09.02.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 8777 πŸ” 1811 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 37

I am also wondering how they made a live show look like a music video

09.02.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so funny to make the most intergenerational and family oriented halftime show in years to highlight how genuinely delusional (and fundamentally racist) MAGA culture war derangement is

09.02.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 445 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny

09.02.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 5899 πŸ” 964 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 33