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Science fiction and fantasy writer (jakobdrud.com). Living in Denmark, writing in English and Danish, imagining things out of this world. He/him.

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Sting – Murder By Numbers Written by Sting & Andy Summers / Once that you've decided on a killing / First you make a stone of your heart / And if you find that your hands are still willing / Then you can

Lyrics here: genius.com/Sting-murder...

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Murder By Numbers
Murder By Numbers YouTube video by The Police - Topic

As the newest war drags on with promises of more to come, this old bit of brilliance from The Police becomes relevant again www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUq9...

06.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yesterday, two boys raced past me down a hill on electric scooters. When I got to the top of the hill, I found a third boy sitting on his own scooter, arse on footboard, arms stretched out to reach the handlebars.
"Is this a bad idea?" he asked.
That was the firmest YES I've given this year.

06.03.2026 07:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
One of those adjustable letter boards where someone has spelled out, "IT HAS BEEN 0 DAYS SINCE SOMEONE POOPED IN THE LOBBY"

One of those adjustable letter boards where someone has spelled out, "IT HAS BEEN 0 DAYS SINCE SOMEONE POOPED IN THE LOBBY"

Sign in the vet's office yesterday

04.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 936 πŸ” 121 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 13
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Maryna Viazovska - Wikipedia

*In some better world, Ukrainian women aren't getting blasted from the sky for ten years, but are just having kids while doing lots of award-winning math about extradimensionality #autoformalization

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maryna_...

05.03.2026 06:07 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With energy prices set to rise, it's almost as if the family's toddler used our collective credit card to order a war on Temu.

03.03.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone know if the Epstein files were destroyed in the bombings?

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Runder Straßenlampenkârper aus der Froschperspektive, von mehreren gespannten Kabeln gehalten, vor blauem Himmel mit weißen Wolken; klare geometrische Symmetrie.

Runder Straßenlampenkârper aus der Froschperspektive, von mehreren gespannten Kabeln gehalten, vor blauem Himmel mit weißen Wolken; klare geometrische Symmetrie.

'Im Mittelpunkt' #FotoVorschlag

Eine Straßenlampe in Kopenhagen, ganz im Sinne des β€žBlueskyβ€œ πŸ˜‰

28.02.2026 10:54 πŸ‘ 469 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why All Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers Are Historians SFF authors are the front-line practitioners who put the fruits of history’s craft into daily practice, sharing it in doses the public can consume, combining, treating, administering, customizing, …

My new Strange Horizons essay is up! With a deliberately provocative title!

WHY ALL SCIENCE FICTION AND FANTASY WRITERS ARE HISTORIANS
Yes, *all*
And, no, it isn't just for the reason you think...

I've been working toward this one for a while, very excited to share it!

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Two people cleaning windows on a glass-facade office building. They're hanging from wires, one about 10 floors up, the other about 5 floors up.

Two people cleaning windows on a glass-facade office building. They're hanging from wires, one about 10 floors up, the other about 5 floors up.

Writers aren't the only ones who don't get paid enough for their work...

26.02.2026 11:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Noticed that the latest update on my writing website was a '2024 in review' kind of post.

Now I just want to skip 2025, give 2026 a hopeful rave review and get on with my writing.

23.02.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Persona Identity, Inc. is a Peter Thiel-backed venture" etc etc

22.02.2026 08:01 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
News item: "new SpongeBob movie streaming now." Photo of a live action blond lady in winter clothes with a sniper rifle in a snowy tundra looking bleak.

News item: "new SpongeBob movie streaming now." Photo of a live action blond lady in winter clothes with a sniper rifle in a snowy tundra looking bleak.

Wow that franchise took a dark turn

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Trump says he’s sending a hospital boat to Greenland | CNN Politics President Donald Trump said Saturday that he is sending a hospital boat to Greenland, the Arctic island and Danish territory he has sought to acquire.

You know that healthcare i Greenland is free, right?

edition.cnn.com/2026/02/21/p...

22.02.2026 06:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Headline: "Worcester scientist uses organism from space to create skincare line"

Headline: "Worcester scientist uses organism from space to create skincare line"

IN SPACE, NOBODY CAN SMEAR YOUR CREAM

19.02.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 235 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 14

Because life becomes so much less complicated when you reach puberty...

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The Jacques Cartier of robins.

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My 9th grade physics teacher would have found a way to mess up the experiment.

17.02.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A seagull on a rock by the seashore. The rock is covered in icicles of frozen seaspray.

A seagull on a rock by the seashore. The rock is covered in icicles of frozen seaspray.

A rock in the sea encased in icicles. Behind it the waves are sluggish and foggy with frost.

A rock in the sea encased in icicles. Behind it the waves are sluggish and foggy with frost.

The cold has a grip on the seashore here in Aarhus. The waves are sluggish close to land.

17.02.2026 09:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let me tell you a tale of how completely the normies have been mobilized. My 14 year-old niece has done School of Rock for the past 5 years; last summer she was part of their touring band, and the kids loved playing together so much that they decided to keep doing it. (1/?)

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The Fluffmaster General teaching the household how to relax.

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Writers Who Use AI Are Not Real Writers Dorothy Parker famously (but probably not really) said, β€œI hate to write, but I love having written,” which is a sentiment I don’t largely understand or agree with in the broader …

Huge thanks to @chuckwendig.bsky.social for this. When I read that "who's going to win the race" comment I was so angry. These fucking shitgibbons churning out "content". These cockweasels stealing everything we've done. I was so mad. So thanks, Chuck, for writing exactly what I wanted to say.

11.02.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

In the void between Literary Writers&Editors and, eh, Norwegian Football Enthusiasts? 🀣

09.02.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it time for Weird Al to drop something by Even Worse Bunny?

09.02.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Red Ogre (@ogre.red) gets rights to your work upon *submission*.

And those rights are ridiculous. They can change your work, not credit you, use your work for advertising, or put it in an anthology.

Don't submit to this one, folks.

04.02.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 449 πŸ” 266 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 54

Ooh, just saw β€œwithout Asimov there would be no science fiction,” and no, you stale crouton, you waterlogged saltine, without Mary Shelleyβ€”harassed by her husband and Lord Byronβ€”there would be no science fiction.

You’re confusing fandom for canon.

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Venerable magazine Harper's Bazaar is running its short story contest again, with the winner receiving "the chance" of publication in the magazine. Just one catch: per the wording of the guidelines, _just by entering_ you transfer copyright ownership of your story to Harper's parent, Hearst. 1/3

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Black text in a white rectangle, reading "Your imagination is not a commodity, it is a lifeline."

Black text in a white rectangle, reading "Your imagination is not a commodity, it is a lifeline."

Tapping the sign

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