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a cartoon drawing of a mouse wearing a yellow jacket ALT: a cartoon drawing of a mouse wearing a yellow jacket

Is it a charcoal gorilla or a propane gorilla

#Grimbee
Battle mask Grimlock

(Tfa) megop on high grade where op was a giggling mess well before Meg started to giggle himself and now they keep setting each other off 😂 op placing wet messy kisses all over Meg’s increasingly irritated faceplate before op gets a servo to the face shoving him down into the berth getting tickled

(Tfa) sparked op having a rough time with carriage symptoms where his whole frame hurts and he just purged all down his chestplates and thighs. He’s so exhausted but starts to rise from the berth to clean himself and the sheets when Meg gently picks op up and carries him to the wash racks.

is that four armed blackarachnia i see? 👀👀👀

pov ur tfa optimus and rlly pissed that ur strawberry daiquiri was 15 mfn bucks

(tfg1)

megs would be the type to mass shift into mini size just to cuddle into oppy’s bushy valve

it maybe even generate angelic weapons for gabriel from all the angels it absorbed from the lust renaissance, greed insurgence, and siphoning from lucifer’s power

oh and maybe hell still is alive but isnt that all powerful anymore cuz of v1’s rampage but still has enough power to use the terminal hivemind to give v1 their weapons

and it would be funny if a random fight coach and a secretary actually be the most powerful and violent arsenal UA actually has with the coach being a war machine and the secretary being a supreme archangel

with v1 teaching the students with fighting with weapons instead of relying on their quirks all the time and gabriel being their secretary as mediator and translator for v1 because i want to see gabriel in a pencil skirt and heels

all heroes are on guard until gabriel calms them by stating him and v1 dont want to fight them. so now gabv1el are in an unfamiliar world with weird humans so nezu helps them assimilate into society by making them the new UA staff

apparently when they both faced off in treachery, hell knew it’ll die soon and it has already gotten attached to both of them so it uses lucifer’s remaining angel magic to seal both of them before they killed each other

everyone took cover and they see two figures emerge from the rubble, one robotic humanoid and a white armored man with wings that we all know are v1 and gabriel

so they hop in the lift and go down until they ended up in an ice cave with a glowing golden orb carved with sigils of light and looks like some kind of forcefield. they touch the sigils which disturbs the spell and breaks the shield in a mini explosion

heroes along with eraserhead and all might were sent to check out the anomaly and they saw a terminal near the entrance that only says

Tip of the day:
Welcome to Hell ;)

instead of ww1 continuing, it’ll stop cuz god sent jesus to earth this time and the normal mha plot continues until one day in a random grass field in japan, a giant elevator shaft rose from the ground

the plot is that god came back and restarted his humanity project so remember the hadean eon in earth’s history? yeah that was the earth currently in ultrakill.

(gabv1el)
idk if i’ll turn this idea into a fanfic but all are welcome to adopt this ultrakill plot bunny

basically its mha x ultrakill with gabv1el

someone already made an mha crossover but it didnt have gabv1el in it so it didnt scratch the itch in my yaoi brain

Prowl's sex tape got leaked
#valveplug

#opmeg #valveplug #nsfw

(tfa)

idea: orion is a waitress of a diner at a small town in a neutral occupied planet. orion used to be an autobot but after the incident he was expelled and made a fugitive. he serves people, refuses people, and kicks people out. one day he meets a rather interesting bot with nothing but a cloak

Drawing of the Shattered Glass universe The matrix is bouncing on the ground, chasing after starscream, hearts popping out of it. Starscream runs, terrified: "AAGH! GET AWAY, GET AWAY, GET AWAY!" Optimus, with his chest open, runs after the matrix: "GET BACK HERE!"

little sequence of sg starscream as a cat, deliberately avoiding a crown from touching him.

The matrix likes him better :)
#maccadam #transformers

(Tfa) An AU where op gets his Magnus upgrade to match his new role as autobot commander while UM is indisposed. Sometime afterward Op stumbles upon an ancient artifact deep beneath the planet’s surface that unwittingly bonds with his spark and he goes through yet another reformat, this time spark

(Tfa) heavily pregnant op asking Meg to assist him with trimming his bush because he can no longer reach due to the belly but Meg just shoves his faceplate there and nuzzles the copper wires venting in the intoxicating scent 😭 op bonking Meg on the helm “Don’t get distracted!”

oh the tragedy of not having the ability to draw

now i’m stuck scrolling on pinterest daydreaming about what skirt or dress outfit gabriel would wear

fuck he would so rock in heels

would you be opposed if anything i write about gabv1el always has gabriel in a skirt/dress?

omg i just realize it’s been so long since i played cotl

i want to write something about gabv1el because fraud layer release brought back my hyperfixation but it feels like im cheating on megop but gabv1el was the one who introduced me to robofucking but megop were my day ones in bsky but gabv1el dynamic is so delicious but the-