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@gallingcrow

Noah - He/Him - Game Enthusiast and hobby game dev. writer. portland, or dearly beloved @aquarieme.bsky.social Playing: lots of stuff https://boxd.it/2hbuT https://backloggd.com/u/GallingCrow/

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#residentevil 9

Leon: Take this gun Grace. I have two more right here.

07.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 4953 πŸ” 1620 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 8

you are too kind thank you so much

08.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

good fucking god thank you. im going to the store to get the shit to make this expeditiously

08.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if you ever wanna know what im thinking about its demolishing a bowl of rice with lao gan ma

08.03.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 11685 πŸ” 2571 πŸ’¬ 150 πŸ“Œ 96

Computer: Loko; Four.

08.03.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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take this.

07.03.2026 12:33 πŸ‘ 3726 πŸ” 1373 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 13
Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid

Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid

Pain at the pump 🎢
Feel like a chump 🎢
Just checked the news 🎢
Outbreak of Mumps 🎢

07.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 2363 πŸ” 488 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 14

just had a customer read their rap about their restraining order to me

07.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

final fantasy will be on top again when they give their protagonist a really elaborate personal gun again. this is actually the key ingredient that they forgot about

07.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
Mr. Valve, the mascot for Valve known for having a Valve on the back of his head.
HEADLINE: Valve Guy Also Unsure What It Does.

Mr. Valve, the mascot for Valve known for having a Valve on the back of his head. HEADLINE: Valve Guy Also Unsure What It Does.

Like many fans, Valve Software employee and logo mascot Mr. Valve knows not what the valve on the back of his noggin is for.
paletteswap.site/dif...

07.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 319 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

oh thats right... totally forgot about the show we will definitely start there

07.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ive seen the gifs of the mech suit being equipped by the pilot and it is downright preverse how detailed the animations are, its insane. emma and I will definitely get to it at some point soon we love everything the movie has going on visually

07.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i haven't even seen it yet (i know) and that makes me feel old

07.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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bro

07.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a man in a suit and tie standing next to a woman holding a rose ALT: a cartoon of a man in a suit and tie standing next to a woman holding a rose
07.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Re9 comic
Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate
Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine
Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right?
Grace: umm... no...
Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah?
Grace: what?! no!!!
Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway"
Grace looks very sad and pathetic

Re9 comic Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right? Grace: umm... no... Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah? Grace: what?! no!!! Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway" Grace looks very sad and pathetic

smh what are they teaching kids these days? πŸ˜• #re9

07.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 10123 πŸ” 2476 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 31

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

07.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 6705 πŸ” 1264 πŸ’¬ 129 πŸ“Œ 47

ME: 20 years ago we had No Child Left Behind. Now we have None Pizza Left Beef. Is this anything

MY FRIEND WHO LIVES IN A BUNK BED IN A GARAGE WITH ME: None pizza left beef was also 20 years ago

OWNER TEXTING US BOTH: Can you keep it down I'm recording ASMR

07.03.2026 08:05 πŸ‘ 407 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

ME (standing in doorway eating a fig bar from the wrapper): You remember Mario? And Sonic? They went to the Olympics this year.
MY ROOMMATE CRASH BANDICOOT (playing Elden Ring): Yeah.
ME (chewing quietly for a pause): I mean isn’t that just wild.
MY ROOMMATE CRASH BANDICOOT (dying to Mohg): I guesso

07.03.2026 08:03 πŸ‘ 112 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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games i think about constantly

my9games.com

07.03.2026 06:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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07.03.2026 06:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This reminds me of something Toni Morrison wrote.

07.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 2359 πŸ” 682 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 11

what the fuck

07.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 297 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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Foolish by Superchunk on Apple Music Album Β· 1994 Β· 12 Songs

foolish has gone quadruple platinum in my house in the last year. i went from "this is pretty good 90s indie guitar magic" to "this is one of the best guitar records ever put to tape"

music.apple.com/us/album/foo...

06.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Saint Elizabeth, by ella guro 10 track album

folks, it's bandcamp friday today. and i just happen to have a big brand new album out - my most ambitious musical project ever - that you should buy! ellaguro.bandcamp.com/album/saint-...

06.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

throw tech journalism in the river, and if it tries to climb back out, shoot it

06.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 283 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

whatever is coming to us we deserve it

06.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0