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Kayla Chadwick

@offthemonster

Red Sox fan mad at the Red Sox Bandwagoning Dodgers fan MS NOW segment producer Sneakers enthusiast She/her

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There is a man in my building’s laundry room watching robot-voiced red pill content on FULL volume.

It’s too early for this.

08.03.2026 11:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This guy gets it.

23.02.2026 20:42 👍 23664 🔁 5746 💬 453 📌 805

journalists are workers who deserve to be paid fairly for our labor and I think that far too few consumers of media recognize or even care about this fact

04.02.2026 17:20 👍 3306 🔁 612 💬 54 📌 43

Someone tell me why I regularly run 6-10 miles with no issues but this morning I rode a stationary bike for 25 minutes and I am sore and SUFFERING

06.01.2026 18:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A bottle of “turquoise sea” body mist with a pricetag from the now-defunct store “Ames”

A bottle of “turquoise sea” body mist with a pricetag from the now-defunct store “Ames”

At my mom’s house for Christmas and there’s a bottle of body mist that has been on her bathroom counter for at least 23 years. Anyone remember Ames?

23.12.2025 21:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.

Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”

I dare you to find 10 things that are right.

16.12.2025 19:45 👍 1931 🔁 543 💬 378 📌 759

Mean Girls is a Christmas movie idc

17.12.2025 00:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...

how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...

11.11.2025 18:18 👍 6607 🔁 2078 💬 349 📌 1131
I’M A NEW YORK PIECE OF S%!T AND IT’S AWESOME! #billyeichner #billyonthestreet
I’M A NEW YORK PIECE OF S%!T AND IT’S AWESOME! #billyeichner #billyonthestreet YouTube video by billyonthestreettv

Beautiful day to be an elitist New York piece of shit

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05.11.2025 15:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

welcome to bluesky

you’re now 35 and love baseball, contractually. it’s in the TOS

02.11.2025 05:30 👍 122 🔁 14 💬 8 📌 1

[I took this photo]

03.11.2025 21:19 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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VACCINES FOR ALL: Gov. Kathy Hochul is set to sign an executive order allowing pharmacists to prescribe and administer Covid-19 vaccines to New Yorkers who request them, according to plans shared exclusively with Playbook. The Democrat’s executive order will mirror actions taken by other blue state governors this week to protect access to the latest Covid vaccine.

The Food and Drug Administration has only granted limited approval of the jab for older adults and individuals considered to be high-risk. That’s prompted Democratic leaders to create their own vaccine guidance and explore ways they can legally protect access to the shot for everyone.

“By signing this EO, Governor Hochul is making it clear that when Washington Republicans play politics with public health, New Yorkers will still be able to make their own health care decisions and get the care they need from trusted providers in their community,” Hochul spokesperson Kara Cumoletti said in a statement to POLITICO.

This morning, POLITICO Pro reported that the Hochul administration is reviewing potential solutions to the Trump administration’s efforts to restrict vaccine access. However, a long-term fix may require legislative changes by lawmakers either through a special session, or when they return to the state Capitol in January.

“This temporary order will ensure seamless access while the Governor works with the Legislature on a long-term solution to safeguard preventive care and vaccines,” Cumoletti added. — Katelyn Cordero

VACCINES FOR ALL: Gov. Kathy Hochul is set to sign an executive order allowing pharmacists to prescribe and administer Covid-19 vaccines to New Yorkers who request them, according to plans shared exclusively with Playbook. The Democrat’s executive order will mirror actions taken by other blue state governors this week to protect access to the latest Covid vaccine. The Food and Drug Administration has only granted limited approval of the jab for older adults and individuals considered to be high-risk. That’s prompted Democratic leaders to create their own vaccine guidance and explore ways they can legally protect access to the shot for everyone. “By signing this EO, Governor Hochul is making it clear that when Washington Republicans play politics with public health, New Yorkers will still be able to make their own health care decisions and get the care they need from trusted providers in their community,” Hochul spokesperson Kara Cumoletti said in a statement to POLITICO. This morning, POLITICO Pro reported that the Hochul administration is reviewing potential solutions to the Trump administration’s efforts to restrict vaccine access. However, a long-term fix may require legislative changes by lawmakers either through a special session, or when they return to the state Capitol in January. “This temporary order will ensure seamless access while the Governor works with the Legislature on a long-term solution to safeguard preventive care and vaccines,” Cumoletti added. — Katelyn Cordero

BREAKING: New York Governor Kathy Hochul is set to sign an executive order allowing pharmacists to prescribe and administer Covid-19 vaccines to anyone who requests them, regardless of age or underlying conditions.

04.09.2025 22:36 👍 3386 🔁 963 💬 48 📌 138

No more position players pitching. Make the manager pitch.

26.06.2025 23:51 👍 69 🔁 10 💬 10 📌 0

Awful time to be alive but truly an amazing time to be a hater

16.06.2025 19:20 👍 4110 🔁 852 💬 34 📌 32

It's brutal!!

16.06.2025 20:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t know but now I’ll be mad well after death, just haunting Fenway booing the front office in the afterlife

15.06.2025 23:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was already going to die mad at the Red Sox because of the Mookie Betts trade and now this???!!!!

15.06.2025 23:48 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Elon Musk giving an interview with a blurred background and wearing a shearling coat

Elon Musk giving an interview with a blurred background and wearing a shearling coat

A photo of the Ikea monkey from 2012 - a Japanese macaque wearing a shearling coat and staring forlornly out a window

A photo of the Ikea monkey from 2012 - a Japanese macaque wearing a shearling coat and staring forlornly out a window

20.05.2025 22:46 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 2
The iconic "Equity vs Equality" meme of three different sized people watching a baseball game from behind a fence.

Text reads "Equality is not always justice"

This is EQUALITY (each person getting one box, one cant see)

This is JUSTICE (each person can see, boxes distributed as needed)

This is respecting the sanctity of Major League Baseball, its broadcast licenses, and its brand partners by limiting consumption of accounts and descriptions of Major League Baseball game to authorized ticketholders who have accepted the terms and conditions

The iconic "Equity vs Equality" meme of three different sized people watching a baseball game from behind a fence. Text reads "Equality is not always justice" This is EQUALITY (each person getting one box, one cant see) This is JUSTICE (each person can see, boxes distributed as needed) This is respecting the sanctity of Major League Baseball, its broadcast licenses, and its brand partners by limiting consumption of accounts and descriptions of Major League Baseball game to authorized ticketholders who have accepted the terms and conditions

25.04.2025 21:57 👍 179 🔁 48 💬 3 📌 0
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every year on patriots' day we commemorate the “here comes the pizza” incident from 2007, in which don orsillo and the late great jerry remy grow increasingly deranged trying to understand the motives of the man who hurled a slice of pizza at a guy attempting to catch a foul ball
#redsox 🍕 ⚾️

21.04.2025 14:48 👍 849 🔁 273 💬 20 📌 54

every MLB opening day I like to reflect on some of the lessons baseball teaches us about life, like how it's a miserable grinding slog that almost always ends in meaningless failure, and even your attempt to endeavor it is something most people will never have the time or inclination to care about

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A's hat that looks like it says "ass"

A's hat that looks like it says "ass"

Rangers hat that says "Tetas"

Rangers hat that says "Tetas"

"Oyster catcher" logo

"Oyster catcher" logo

How can you not love baseball?

21.03.2025 21:36 👍 1041 🔁 236 💬 20 📌 34

Support The Onion! Getting a physical copy in the mail once a month is such a nice respite from the endless junk mail addressed to the last three people who lived in my apartment!

21.03.2025 22:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oooh I really liked that book! I recommend it all the time!

14.03.2025 22:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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In which the Department of Homeland Security struggles to answer a very simple question: "Is any criticism of the United States government a deportable offense?"

(From NPR here: www.npr.org/2025/03/13/n...)

13.03.2025 13:14 👍 4142 🔁 1537 💬 211 📌 422
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Honking Complaints Plunge 69% Inside Congestion Pricing Zone In the first two months of the Manhattan vehicle tolls that Trump wants to nix, gripes over blasting horns sunk when compared to 2024.

this is pretty much the perfect Bluesky headline

11.03.2025 12:38 👍 1355 🔁 151 💬 35 📌 16

A reminder that women’s sports are kept separate from men’s not to protect women from always losing to men, but rather to ensure that no man ever loses to a woman.
I’m not making this up; that’s literally the reason.

06.03.2025 21:30 👍 4930 🔁 1454 💬 91 📌 86