Andrew Flack

Larry ain’t gonna like this one.

TikTok is doing that thing again where videos aren’t getting any views. Last time this happened was when we attacked Venezuela, wonder what the cause is this time… oh, right.

Posted a video where I pitched what I would do if I were president. It was mostly hypothetical but the comments are filled with people telling me to actually run.

You need at least 217500 signatures across every district to be on the ballot.

Video gets at least that many likes? I’ll consider it.

Just found out I could have gone to a Sundance event but was too depressed and overwhelmed by life to respond to an email and now it’s a full month later.

But hey, at least I have chicken.

Netflix’s Top Model documentary be like:

“We filmed this woman’s horrific sexual assault and played it on national television as if it were her fault for entertainment”

Minutes later:

“And that’s when Tyra Mania REALLY took off! But the stunts got sorta wacky, womp womp…”

Why isn’t every politician, leader, prosecutor, and news channels focused on this. The President is accused with significant proof of killing and raping minors.

If you want to watch a truly spectacular athletic competition, watch the Men’s Free Figure Skating. Dead serious. What Ilya Malinin is able to do feels mythical.

This Evil Rabbit man better sing American!

Disappointed Billie Joe didn’t go off script to start a “No Trump, No KKK, No Fascist USA” chant or use the revised “Stephen Miller has the floor” version of Holiday, or say “I’m not apart of the MAGA agenda” in American Idiot… but I suppose them being there at all is enough of a statement.

I’m making more money on a video where I said everyone in the Epstein files deserve “the types of punishments Dante would have written about” than any other single video I’ve made.

On one hand, cool. On the other… that’s a… bad sign for the state of modern society, yeah?

Didn’t the stock market crash just last week? They’re not even pretending the economy is based on actual value anymore.

Well… he is. Not the same way the others are, but he is mentioned several times. Usually in the form of news updates and barely concealed seething.

Maybe don’t just eat random shrooms you find on the ground? Go to a reputable accredited dealer kids.

I’m a big fan of Rob normally, but this is a bad take.

I once had someone throw a copy of Chrono Trigger at my torso and it was horrible! The game broke and I was never able to get the secret ending where the game devs talk to you!

I made a video I probably shouldn’t have where I implied (pretty blatantly) that certain people should see a certain kind of punishment.

It has 50k likes and counting and over 1k comments with even more… creative… ideas than I had.

This brings me a sort of dreadful optimism that’s hard to explain.

Wouldja look at that? My disdain and skepticism for another tech startup turned out to be fully justified.

Can’t wait until we learn that ChatGPT was just a few guys in the Phillippines too.

Hot take: it’s not just Star Trek, it’s all TV. All TV was better when they did 25 episode seasons because the actors and writers both got more at bats.

I’ve decided my mission is to say the most unhinged anti-Trump anti-Oligarch shit on the platform Larry Ellison owns and make as much money as possible from the Creator Fund doing so. Steal their money and insult them as I do.

So far I’ve taken $500 so you know Larry’s pissed.

Are they willful participants in the biggest cover up of the most depraved and disgusting crime syndicate in history?

Or are their corporate overlords worried this is the spark that will lead to them being dragged out of their penthouses and drawn and quartered in the streets?

Why are they not talking about the auctions Trump ran?

Why are they not talking about Elon’s desperate pleas to go to pedophile island?

Why are they not talking about Epstein being the architect of Qanon and the alt right?

Why are they not talking about him being a Mossad asset?

Why is the mainstream media not focusing on the fact Trump is directly implicated in raping children multiple times?

Why are they not talking about the bodies allegedly buried on his golf course?

Why are they not talking about the photo of a human baby dressed and roasted like a turkey?

Money can easily buy happiness, the problem is the best way to accumulate money is to be an evil scumbag and people don’t tend to like evil scumbags.

That's not commonsense. That's performative nonsense.

Body cameras will change nothing. ICE agents were filmed murdering people in the broad daylight and it didn't even slow them down.

ICE is a death squad. It needs to be dismantled and it's agents charged with the crimes they've committed.

At this point he's getting a Nuremberg 2.0 trial too.

He's a traitor. Call it for what it is.

Nobody wants to reform the gestapo, Chucky. We want them GONE. Abolish them and indict them, or get the FUCK out of the way.

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

Twirling Don’t Worry Darling Man will not save us from fascism.

Fascists will never make good art. Ever. They are incapable of it.

Speaker of the House Ilhan Omar, Senate Majority Leader Literally Anyone But Schumer is what I want next year.