this made me cackle all the way through
08.03.2026 00:04
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this made me cackle all the way through
it is open about just being there for the money
spent some time cleaning up the garden - nice and warm out but not sweaty hot. got groceries, picked up pizza on the way home 🍕😋
I'm not dead but the battery definitely was. v nice tattooed Wiccan replaced it without chipping any of her impressive nails. it was nearly 5:30 before we were done though
@east-is-up.bsky.social 😂
lol listen up fam wild story no cap...
#mtwei peru
#twentyonepilots
🩵🥹 there’s nothing like a latam crowd
🫂 hugging mine as often as I can for this very reason
and that's just me with no obligations to kids, other family, church/school things, etc. I'd quit the zoom for, say, an Indivisible mtg also full of boomers who mostly just talk, but I wouldn't be staring at a screen and they do occasionally do irl useful things
willing *and able*. if I agreed to an 11am meeting and it's still going after 3pm, I have likely noped out to do other things with my one wild and precious life. like laundry or dishes or seeing real sunlight or taking donations to the food bank. this is why everything is still run by boomers
me 🤝 Proton's comms person
explaining that you cannot simply decide a court order doesn't apply to you just because you don't like it
what a beneficial knock-on effect for the people who want privacy to be harder/nonexistent
2 Camembert rounds on plates, standing vertically, with a section cut out so it looks like a mouth and a tuft of hair on top One is labelled "Camembert", the other is labelled "Camemernie", like th3 characters from Sesame Street
Doomscrolling break...
Cartoon by Emiel Stevenhagen (emielscartoons)
"Camembert"
looks like there is a titer test, if you want to get checked next time you're at the doctor. which actually reminds me to ask for an MMR titer
finally admitting this car battery has bit the dust. now how long until AAA gets here...
at first I thought this said "lol" and wow, that's an ultramodern translation trying to be cool with the fellow youths 😂
I think that might actually be what they're going for
@thegooddotstore.bsky.social has never delivered me the wrong size yet, just saying 😉 it is a surprise design every month but the rest is blessedly consistent
yeah, you'd have to be first competent at, say, being a cashier and then a cashier manager. this is some failing upwards and/or having the right genes and/or friends
✨️learned helplessness!✨️ soooo much fun to deal with
nobody wants a 0.25lb burger or a 113.398g burger
we still have A&Ws around here. unless that stands for something other than burger place with extra root beer
that's why the baked ones have a different texture. they're processed beyond just slicing really thin, something like instant potato flakes iirc, then glued back together (w potato starch? idk) before baking
just like if there's a question in the headline,the answer is no. the exception being "are millennials responsible for ___" when it's still no but the article will torture the facts until they say yes
at the bookstore ours were the giant signs saying restrooms, customer service, or checkout. *so* many people asking where checkout is and surprise! it's right by the door!
I'd say Peter Principle in action but it was probably nepotism/good old boys network
they're supposed to be learning business skills, right? get your product in front of the people who really want it!
obviously zoom is conspiring with Big Insecurity
youtube is good for that, but also dangerous for getting sucked in and not doing other things
