This is just to say
I have ignored
the laws
that were passed
by congress
and which
you were probably
hoping
would protect
Forgive me
they were binding
my in-group
and not yours
Calling every resident in the last year of the program is the participation trophy for all the future attendings who will go on to complain about participation trophies.
Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/
New column from the ants: People are not dumping sugar on their counters and floors and leaving it. That's a problem
This is a chilling crime. A shame on our country. The Iranian ship was unarmed. The US knew this. The sailors were murdered by our navy, and the survivors were left to die at sea.
newrepublic.com/post/207429/...
It's not that he's a Nazi, he's just the stupidest person alive, and that's why I want him to represent me in the Senate.
one thing I like saying to my cats in admonishment is "you know the rules" when they very clearly do not know and will never know the rules
New sentence I have just spoken aloud to a cat: "Act like you've been here before."
The guys in his unit. Anyone he showed the design to. Himself. The tattoo artist. Everyone he’s ever gone to the pool with since then. All just dumb as rocks. Real fucking idiots. Anyways let’s make this idiot a senator or whatever
We should put them out to sea on a raft
no rapping tonight childish gambino"
why?
"you rap about your Asian fetish everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all forgive my dope ass phrasin’
Hey what’s up im your influencer resident here. I failed step 8 times but thats ok I definitely don’t give prophylactic dose heparin to people with imaging proven DVTs. Subscribed to my paid premed advising service.
“We have the Soviet-Afghan war” at home ass timeline
The New York Times sees a war crime by someone they like then acts like Reviewer #2 made them tone down the language in their Discussion section.
It’s so fucking sick that we have to go through the charade that the country actively bombing another country, Israel and the US only, might not be responsible for any specific bombing. “You never know!”
NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED
CHOTINER: Your penchant for cannibis is no secret.
ME: As much as anyone el-
CHOTINER: Fire?
ME: Oh my gosh, don’t be absurd. Nothing above mids.
CHOTINER: But you see how people might be confused when you tweet “I am absolutely gone off that loud”?
ME: I uh- I-I consider mids loud.
New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...
This guy will have a Pulitzer in the next 20 years for interviewing a dying senile George W Bush and getting him to reveal that 9/11 was a conspiracy.
Steve King 9 @SteveKinglA + Follow Wilders understands that culture and demographics are our destiny. We can't restore our civilization with somebody else's babies. ESTERN ILIZATION Voice of Europe @V_of_Europe Hundreds of Islamists shouting "Allahu Akbar" in Rotterdam, the Netherlands. Wilders is right for over 10 years. #turkijerel RETWEETS LIKES 516 688 10:40 AM - 12 Mar 2017 from lowa, USA
I'm teaching about early 20th century eugenics today and was reminded that 9 years ago Republican Representative Steve King was stripped of his committee assignments by his GOP colleagues for this post that simply states what is now bog standard GOP policy/rhetoric on immigration and "civilization."
Oh you want to cut it down? Here’s a 1000 page tome on Tree Law
Girl who is going to be okay meme
I literally had no idea a sequel was in the works.
What is things an asshole would say?
I’ll take “guys who would be unemployed in a just world” for $800
Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”
Lander is a mensch
Goldman is a schmuck
A US submarine sinking a lonely, dinky Iranian surface ship an ocean away from the theater of the main conflict—and 9000
miles from North America—makes it pretty clear the US is fighting a general war, without the declaration required by the Constitution. www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...
Oh, your patient is at risk for aspiration? To what? Having a better doctor?
Hey Barry it’s your cousin Marty. Marty Yglesias. You know that lukewarm centrist contrarianism you’ve been looking for? Well listen to this
Pot kettle
The venn diagram of who this post was made for is a circle consisting of former something awful posters who have kids now
matt yglesias or something idk nice watch nerd
guy at the function trying to hide his TC Tuggers knob
