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@amberkitty

5th grade spelling bee champ. Mostly random, occasionally amusing. OU Sooners, OKC Thunder, twenty one pilots My dumb stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkzx5muzi5cu5cgyi/feed/aaaadakzrlcgq

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Teach me your ways

07.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lets have a day.

07.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hard to tell but I think I see some mammatus in there…my favorite. I’m a weirdo who has a favorite cloud lol

07.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman says that 's all i 'm saying while standing in front of a microphone Alt: a woman says that 's all i 'm saying while standing in front of a microphone
07.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And you say I brag

07.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Floofy black and white cat is sticking his tongue out.

Floofy black and white cat is sticking his tongue out.

Caturday blep

07.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was the Walmart grocery store, I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to wear pajama pants there

07.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I got none of that but what matters is that I’m making breakfast lol (now with fewer typos)

07.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re not allowed to judge my appearance at the grocery store before 9am on Saturday

07.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

lol no. It’s would you move closer if I grew quieter? Maybe this is you. Maybe you don’t fix and you like it like this

07.03.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok but garbage has the best line/lines in the entire discography (as they relate to me)

07.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

life shouldn’t be this difficult knowing mf’s just wanna be happy

05.03.2026 05:53 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

4:28 took five minutes by itself

06.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Slower than usual

06.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

06.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Time for the slowest five minutes of the week

06.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You can be antisocial with us anytime

06.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m in. I mean out. Um

06.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

reverse skylight. what those worms doin

18.07.2025 19:16 πŸ‘ 338 πŸ” 124 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

boy, are you a seagull because i want to fight you in a parking lot for the last hot dog

04.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 310 πŸ” 87 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

Googles how to unsay the stupid thing

06.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The location of the thumbnail really adds to my post here

06.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

06.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you were it wouldn’t be word salad anymore lol

06.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nahhh…we don’t hide until we know it’s near us. And maybe not even then

06.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Explaining hook echoes to out of staters is my love language

06.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Put her in a white and gold dress

06.03.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No but it helps

06.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same

06.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Probably makes more than you too

06.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0