Post by Stephen Miller from Twitter saying that local police in Minnesota have been ordered to stand down and surrender.
Time for a refresher history deep dive on The Night of the Long Knives.
*tucks hair behind my ear*
I’m too young to remember 2016.
Verizon apologized to me and gave me $20 so I think all the ex boyfriends of the world should take note
Was listening to an astrology forecast and went “ugh GREAT” like I was watching local weatherperson saying it’s gonna rain.
Checking my messages like it’s 1962 now that I have cell service. #verizonoutage
I went to go see the Testament of Ann Lee and now I’m extra mad at film bros for gagging over Marty Supreme instead of this movie
Thinking about the bros I worked with who thought Tr*mp getting elected was funny in 2016 while I cried in the shower. Hope you’re all still feeling superior and smart still.
@mhdksafa for the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either (from 2023)
I had to convince someone on Christmas that Maya Hawke is Uma Thurman’s daughter and her response was, “oh, I mean, I believe you, I just never heard that…”
I’m still thinking about it.
Perfect boy 💕
What if Vecna is trying to attack you and your favorite song is totally embarrassing? Like he’s about to k*ll you and someone has to play “Boom boom boom boom!” by Vengaboys? #strangerthings
You know what, this Vecna guy is super relatable because I also keep putting off the things I need to do until the last possible second
My Etsy witches are really underperforming this quarter
At this point, it’s only the sea lion core compilations on TikTok that are keeping me sane
Time person of the year cover for 2025
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
Tired: guitar guy at the party
Wired: tarot girl at the party
You are your environment, that includes the people who directly support that environment. If you have to distance yourself from a place and people who have dismissed harmful experiences you’ve had, then that’s okay. It hurts but ultimately it’s the best choice for you.
Casual reminder: Dont give your time and energy to people and places that exploit and use you and then call you ungrateful or “too sensitive” when you stand up to them
The participation of big name funnymen, including Dave Chappelle, Aziz Ansari and Kevin Hart, provoked criticism from fellow comedians and human rights groups.
I normally need medical assistance to sleep but lately even my meds and supplements are not working. Tips?
Am I in my villain era or am I just sick of being gaslit and treated like an idiot in areas where I absolutely have done the work for the last 15 years?
If they made The Shining now, Jack would hack through the door and say “nothing beats a Jet2 holiday.” Makes you think.
I didn’t think today was gonna be the day but it’s nice we were able to hope.
Gorgeous!
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
I will also take chip bags full of cash and/or chips
Oh I love that feeling when I think I’m doing good then I make a stupid mistake that means I completely wasted my time tonight
You can't prove this in the courts.
The Guilded Age is such a good show now that events are occurring on it.
I’m on the Twitter comedian to Threads/Bluesky comedian pipeline. These are truly dark times.
