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Steven Cooper

@stevencooper

Author of the Gus Parker & Alex Mills mysteries. Award-winning journalist. Travel junkie. Potty mouth. Oddly ambidextrous. Declare peace every day.

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Silver lining!

05.03.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀬

05.03.2026 10:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly

05.03.2026 10:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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I made a meme.

04.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sorry to inform you that the irritation is not a rash. It has all the signs of a hickey from Sen Lindsey Graham.

02.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They look like they might have dumped a victim off a cliff.

27.02.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because he’s a walking cuntradiction.

08.02.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I suffer from this chronically.

06.02.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Perhaps he should consider β€œRabbit Hole” instead.
You’re welcome.

04.02.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You forgot his gaudy new wife.

29.01.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Make castration great again. I can think of someone I’d like to send to Italy.

28.01.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Of all the WTFs thus far in 2026, I didn’t expect this one.

28.01.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not enough. We demand more heads to roll.

27.01.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBorn demoted.” My new favorite phrase.

27.01.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cause nothin says Jesus like electrocutin’ your little boy.

23.01.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The explanation I never knew I needed. Plus donuts.

23.01.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m praying it comes out Haitian. Does that make me a bad person?

21.01.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Pam Bondi belongs on that list if he’s taking names.

18.01.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Only 63%?

16.01.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That is Nazi level sadistic shit.

16.01.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve seen bigger pinkies.

14.01.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve seen bigger pinkies.

14.01.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, so that’s what happens when you stick your head in a Texas toilet!

09.01.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, it looks more like her in effigy. Kudos to the artist!

09.01.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And the question is, what should she have complied with? Commands from a masked bully overstepping his authority? An aggressive lunatic completely out of his depth? Some dude who couldn’t make it as a mall cop and wouldn’t know protocol if it was shoved up his ass? ICE is its own worst enemy.

09.01.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m about to have a β€˜moment’ with my finger down my throat.

07.01.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ironic, when you consider that the word β€œVenezuela” translates in English to β€œDon’t Fucking Forget the Epstein Files.”

05.01.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you know what β€œVenezuela” means in English?

Do not FUCKING FORGET the EPSTEIN FILES.

04.01.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I see psycho AF.

19.12.2025 02:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0