MELLY

Mazel tov!

It’s a shame. Maggie G took some big swings but it garnered bit misses. I like her a lot. I think she’s gorgeous and classy and cool. I’d like to have brunch with her.

The weird thing is, it’s not a re telling of The Bride of Frankenstein. It’s re telling of Joker Folie a Deux.

Victoria Adams/Beckham complaining “Sunday drivers. It's only Saturday” while driving the Spice Bus in SPICE WORLD

Shopping equivalent of a Sunday driver.

Well, I say that - I’ve only seen one specific trailer that has been on the reel at Odeon. Hadn’t seen it one at Cineworld or anywhere else so may be included in one of them tbf.

The trailers leave out a very specific creative choice that I absolutely hated and has a huge impact on the general fabric of the storytelling.

I’ve got my Sunday best on!

Mbappé’s injury has brought with it the realisation that Arda Güler simply loves French men, and is always ready to assist them.

What is one of your ultimate comfort movies?

Yeah, I remember being a sweet summer child 😔

Letterboxd Last Four Watched #filmsky SCREAM 7, 2 stars SPIDER-MAN, 4 stars EAT PRAY LOVE, 1 star THE BRIDE!, 1.5 stars

👻 😱 🔪

🕷️ 🕸️ 🦸

🍝 🙏 ❤️

🧟‍♂️ 🧟‍♀️ 🦪

#LastFourWatched

I groaned audibly at one point.
Couldn’t stop myself.
So bad.

When the police said “drop your weapon!” it was meta, they were asking Maggie Gyllenhaal to put down her pen #thebride

boxd.it/dqsYxX

The Bride! is terrible and I for one am overcome with shock. Even with the low critical scores, I didn’t envisage this film having absolutely nothing for me. #filmsky

Christian Bale and Jake Gyllenhaal in The Bride!

21/ #100filmsin2026

Heard bad things about The Bride! but I’d never miss a cinema date with Jakey G.

(BTW £4 for a Diet Coke with Limitless discount applied. I’d get a treble vodka in my Coke for that over the bridge at Jimmy Allen’s 😒) #filmsky

Ah, I do sometimes listen to that and have heard Leicester spinning out on there before. I like a podcast when I’m on the treadmill so I should listen more often.

Margot Robbie, as Harley Quinn, drinking margs in BIRDS OF PREY

My sister has said that if Ian Huntley dies before we go for dinner, we can get a celebratory pitcher of margarita 😭

Proud and happy to report that I’ve never seen Leicester Fan TV. I wouldn’t watch Leeds Fan TV tbqh 😂

We could swear too, to make it extra jazzy.

Richarlison is a bum hole.

Yeah, we’ve been watching you take shit from lots of teams tbf.

@toddlunch.bsky.social @aidancook.bsky.social

To be clear, I do think it’ll probably be us that go down but that won’t stop me enjoying life. Samba!! 💃 💃

Used to think Bluesky was a bit shit but now it’s just #LUFC bullying Spurs fans, I sorta love it

Paul’s grandson.

What’s wrong love, did someone touch you inappropriately?

Well, if we ran in different directions the police would only catch one of us…

Tell those bastards that love is love x

Jesus, how weird that I should see your perverse tweet right now because I’ll rolled straight out of the gym and headed to….

Josey hun, I don’t think you understand how hard it is to support Spurs…

It’s got to be somebody else’s and it must occur in broad daylight, in front of at least a few thousand grumpy spectators.

You’ve got all week to touch yourself in private, Jon. Man up.

It was a give-me-a-medal post about how hard it’s always been to support Spurs. Of course, with little else to do in the build up to match day, we bit like starving fish, piled on, and he deleted. Congrats to that guy for giving the Dubai influencers a day off.

Thank u + goodnight