Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double

Woohoo!! I'm looking forward to it already

Hell even if you're from Pittsburgh and just want to make a new friend in the ballpark, I'm available 😀

I'm guessing no one really fully understands it because so much happens in a personal, individual interaction level that's impossible to measure. But that's what makes it important and interesting too!

Good morning baseball fans! If you're coming to PNC Park from out of town and we're mutuals, consider this my offer to meet you there and play host in my favorite ballpark

That said I was giddy watching him in the HR derby last year 😂

I genuinely wish I better understood the interdependencies of Caribbean nations and I'm just not even sure where to start

Can confirm. Until you watch him play CF

Well now I really regret not buying all the negative oil futures in 2020

Oh and those sunsets in the winter are stunning over the mountains

Are you going to bottle a jar of fresh forest air to help you transition into IRL work?

Yeah but it's not like he has a history of injuries or anything to worry about

It's brilliant. We're gonna get such a good draft pick next year

Man they look like they could use a first line center

Call your doctor right away if you experience any of these symptoms

Call your doctor right away if you experience any of these symptoms

Unlikely, they immediately whisked her away to the motorcade

Why are Millenials struggling? We had to take out a mortgage's worth of debt at double to the interest to pay for a college degree (a depreciating asset), then graduated into a "once in a generation" recession. Now childcare costs nearly as much as housing used as a share of income.

*This is not a real quote, but after writing what I thought was an obvious joke I realized I needed to clarify because 2026

"She shouldn't be funneling money to herself. She's supposed to funnel it to me!" Trump has privately fumed to confidants

Hell we even made money shittier by inventing crypto so rich people could have more of it!

Two-panel meme from the TV show The Good Place featuring the character Michael (Ted Danson), a silver-haired man wearing glasses and a light blue button-down shirt with an untied tie around his neck. He is speaking to a blonde woman whose back is to the camera. Top panel: Michael has a thoughtful, slightly bewildered expression. The text overlay reads: "There’s something so human about taking something great" Bottom panel: Michael holds a small pink plastic spoon as he continues his observation. The text overlay reads: "and ruining it a little so you can have more of it."

I think about enshittification a lot, and I end up coming back to this often

You:

Thank You for Your Service having to know about this

This sounds like a whole thing I'm glad I don't know about

"Americans know how to work hard and we should reward the people who do. My grandfather was a Korean War veteran and a steel maker who raised a family of six in a Pennsylvania steel town. He passed those cakes to his steel maker son who raised me with them too. Let's bring back the middle class!"

Oh that's what I use my personal helicopter for!

I know multiple officers in the United States Army that whole heartedly agree with this skeet

Yeah it's not like we should be throwing them a parade, but they've at least demonstrated some willingness to push back when tested

I will say anthropic deserves some credit for leading the industry on safety research

Especially if you aren't getting paid for it. I'm sorry but no free labor in this economy