Inside the Department of War are two wolves:

"We've shut down the Colleges of War because book learnings are woke, gay, and irrelevant to war fighting."

"How come no one told us the Strait is important, there are different kinds of Kurds, Iran is big, and air power historically doesn't win wars?"

Imagine cycling here 🤤

A cholesterol test you've never heard of is now recommended to prevent heart disease The test can help assess your lifetime risk for cardiovascular disease. That, along with earlier treatment for high cholesterol, is part of new doctors' guidelines.

The test can help assess your lifetime risk for cardiovascular disease. That, along with earlier treatment for high cholesterol, is part of new doctors' guidelines.

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

If the government really is worried about Iranian sleeper cells, then it was probably a mistake to systematically reorient the majority of US counterterror resources toward arresting immigrant grandmothers and five-year-olds in bunny hats

Beginning to suspect this war of choice was not burdened by analysis

The screaming will continue until the news improves

Maybe firing 1300 State employees wasn't the best idea.

I like glaze on my donuts not on my sidewalks

Special military operation

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Kash Patel in 2023: “I’m just saying Chris Wray doesn’t need a government funded G5 jet to go to vacations. Maybe we ground that plane. $15,000 every time it takes off. Just a thought.”

Unfortunately, however, they were out of Kevas until the next Vulcan trader came through

IYKYK

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

People of DC, more than two weeks into being totally iced in, now get news of measles spread—brought in by Right to Life marchers.

Looking for people exposed on the Metro, at DCA, at Children's Hospital, on Amtrak.

Gee, thanks, RFKJr et al.

dchealth.dc.gov/release/heal...

Iron Man meme, edited, Obadiah Stane yelling, "Your ancestors made timeless art in a cave! With berries and ash!"

"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"

This is from the Fulton County elections raid. Far from the most important thing going on with it but I’m curious whether MultiCam armor and ballcaps are a formal uniform standard instituted under Patel or simply a new cultural norm that everybody either wants to lean into or feel like they have to.

Alison Luchs, who has worked at the National Gallery of Art for 47 years, agreed to learn Gen Z slang and make videos because she wanted to raise interest in the museum’s art.

She never expected to slay. https://wapo.st/45BXc3S

Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders

Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-calls-on-minneapolis-residents-to-stop-obstructing-murders/

Good morning! Here’s a quick thread of snow shoveling tips from a middle aged dude:

1) Treat it like a workout.

Would you roll out of bed dehydrated, with cold, tight muscles, and immediately start doing loaded reps? No you would not. That’s a recipe for injury.

Warm up. Stretch. Hydrate.

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Wise words from WEB DuBois to gird us today: "It would be shame and cowardice to surrender this glorious land and its opportunities for civilization and humanity to the thugs and lynchers, the mobs and profiteers, the monopolists & gamblers who today choke its soul and steal its resources."

Marvelous.

Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though

The Military Is Being Forced to Plan for an Unthinkable Betrayal Attacking an ally would be a perversion of everything the armed forces have been trained to do.

"...the United States is not run by the military, nor should it be. Americans, and their elected representatives, must take this burden away from the armed forces—now."

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

I’m just glad the US military is finally focused on the real threats - Minnesota and Denmark.

DOJ investigating whether Denmark lied on its Greenland mortgage.

‘To Begin the World Over Again’ Common Sense was a provocation in 1776. Maybe it’s the provocation we need now.

www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

The Sacrifice of the Danes After September 11, Denmark fought alongside its ally. The families of fallen soldiers have a message for Trump.

www.theatlantic.com/national-sec...

Bluesky Twitter account: NEW FEATURE: This button allows you to opt out of having images you post on X turned into porn Plus image of the create new account button on bluesky

Bluesky going to work over on Twitter

How about on the White House lawn instead of UFC? I'd pay per view it.