DJ GOODTIMES

Fuck my heart can't handle this! Come on blue jays! #bluejays #winthisshit

Run your mouth long enough, and eventually someone steps up and knocks you the fuck out.

Holidays after this shift..just gotta survive 10 more hours

First golf game of this season. Wish me luck

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot USA

Sadly, you are correct..truthfully, comparing those people to the monkeys is an insult to the monkeys. #monkeylivesmatter

at this point, I feel far superior as a Canadian. Currently, they have the bar set so low that a monkey throwing shit is probably more trustworthy

Hey #California, if you want, you could become part of Canada. I don't think #Oregon or #WashingtonState will need much convincing to join too. You know, cause our leader isn't a piece of shit

Happy Friday mother fawkers! Hope you all kill it today!
If you're in #YXE, come by the meadowgreen community garage sale Saturday June 7th.

Sorry USA peeps, but your tweets and marches won't accomplish anything until you decide to get loud.

Cheers to Saturday night, may your dance floor and drink never empty

Going to be a good night. Stay safe out there people!

How to avoid your stocks dropping tomorrow.
1. Only buy 1c stocks..they can't go lower.
2. Cash out ( should have done that in Jan though)
3. Weep because billionaires will rig the market so they profit.

Caught my daughters cold...bound to happen i guess but damn I really wish it would have hit during my shift day vs days off

MAGA= "Make America go away" has been my favorite thing from the internet this week!
#elbowsup #never51

Nightshift warriors SALUT!
Hope you are all killing it tonight, no matter what your job is.
Oh and if you're DJ'ing, play RunDMC Tricky for me please!

It’s a Tesler 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If an invasion were to occur, I can't wait to get my own humvee and tank. No equipment they have has been tested vs temps in my home province. for a week, 7/10 coldest temps on earth were in cities and towns here. Canadians know how to fight in -45°C and how to keep our vehicles running..do you?

Dear @aaron.bsky.team. @azbrittney and @donkoclock were apparently mass reported by MAGA bot accounts and suspended. Brittney and Donk are the sweetest people, and they’ve always tried to put out positive vibes. There was NO reason for their suspension.

Please reinstate their accounts ASAP—thanks!

Appreciate the advice! Thank you

Ugh..the nostalgic in me wants to keep my old video game system collection...but the realist in me knows I won't have time to enjoy them for at least 12 more years..so do I sell them or just store them? #gamerproblems #nes #atari #snes #Genesis #n64

Awe..the owner of Jack Daniels is mad at Canadians pulling their product...FAFO buddy.

Man..2025 was a rough year for the USA...oh shit, you mean it's only March?

Ooh...this retired DJ has a rare Saturday where I am wife and kid free! Might have to drag my old ass out to the clubs to visit friends tonight.

Anything good going on in #YXE tonight?

We'll take California, Oregon, and Washington. The west coast of the US is known for the best weed...weed is legal in Canada...win win

Plus, the whole "not being under Trump" thing lol

Random question for the masses...what is your current favorite song/remix that you usually only hear on TikToks or reels?
Fortunate Son-Moonlght remix is one of my favorites..what's yours?

New phone...back on the bluesky again to annoy you, and plan the revolution maybe.

So the new thing now is to call Tesla's "swasticars"....and to the inventor of this saying, i just gotta say that I'm a huge fan

Daughter's first swim lesson tonight for 2025...and she's already cheating in the first game they played..I'm so proud

Hey Alberta, your premier is a traitor. Just figured you should know.