Mom. Grandma. Wife. 2 dogs Penelope and Cooper, and a cockatiel named Pechu. Hybrid day job. Heartsick, betrayed and angry. Release the Epstein files!
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Writer. Mom. Storyteller. GenXer. And apparently the person in charge of what's for dinner until the end of time.
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Just trying to bring the social back to social media.
To hell with Idiocracy
✨ NYC-based mom 👧🏻👦🏻, chaotic good, INFP, Peace Corps, marathon 🏃🏻♀️, Kokikai aikido
☕️ Come for the memes, stay for the hyperfixation du jour
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@funaphrodite for the other me
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Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀
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Boy mom who needs the laughs to survive
Writer; traveler; mom; politico; lover of semi-colons, tea, and coffee. Posts lovingly handcrafted in small batches.
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Writer (often about music). Author of Can’t Stop the Grrrls and Weird Al: Seriously. New one about Angela Lansbury out now! Sometimes tries to be funny.
Good intentions, questionable methods.
The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️🌈
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The Belladonna is a comedy and satire site by women and marginalized genders for everyone. Because we aren't funny. We're hilarious. 🌺💉
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[Awkward silence] ..I have a husband, 12yr old and cat. I will be complaining about them here. IG: latetothepartylaura
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The official Bluesky feed of McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, & McSweeney's Books.
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Oxford comma agnostic
Katieburgess.fun
The Home of Funny Parents - medium.com/frazzled
surrounded by a chaos of my own making
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Trying to make you laugh. Stay home dad. Left af. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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Husband and Father of 3 from MN. Compliance Attorney. Mostly here for parenting jokes and baking posts.
One thing I really like to do is nothing.
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Persephone is me. You can call me Seph.
Polyam, Pan, Empath.
LGBTQ+ safe space.
Trans woman early in my journey.
She/Her
Now with 69% more sex jokes.
You may be charmed by my weirdness.
If I follow you, it's because you're pretty cool.
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Purveyor of low quality LOLs
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Parenting realness, memes + humour
I’m very inspirational
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Everyone’s “before” picture.
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Dad of 2 perfectly halirious daughters
Just here to share quotes and laugh about our adventures raising toddlers (2yr old & 3yr old)
Parent | Software Engineer | Fitness | No time for hobbies
Obscure References, Fart Jokes and Swears*
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Former joke writer for Jay Leno. My material is a lot funnier when I’m paid to write it. At least that’s what I tell myself . . .
Harris voter. Believer in facts. Priorities: protect democracy, protect our planet. Twitter refugee happy in my new home here at BlueSky. We’re going to need new strategies to move forward. I’m hoping greater minds than mine are already working on it.
@thatmummylife from that other place 👀
Writer of copy. Cultivator of small humans. Documenter of absurdity.
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Twitter is my origin story
The Canadians said I could be here
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a hot mess
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Acutely anxious, chronically online. Trying to make my dog proud
Easily distracted | sober | typical scorpio
Making two tiny humans laugh one fart joke at a time
Just a girl, standing in front of this app, wondering what to say
Gen X woman with opinions, observations, and a sense of humor. Loves animals more than most people. LA 📍
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NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, active in the community. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. $25 to be mean to you $meantomyself
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36 he/him Florida
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Does this look infected?
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Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Check out my children's book “We Only Color on Paper!” Formerly of Twitter @notmythirdrodeo and IG @momsoverhere
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Relentless architect of my own hell
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Husband. Dad of 2 funny kids. Writer of parenting LOLs.
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3 kids, 1 dog, and a full time job. What could possibly go wrong?! posts are mine ➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:am4xjbphjjv7zy5riv7gbfr3/feed/aaacwhjhkazly
mom of three || perpetually late || relatively unsociable
If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious.
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