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Crystal B.

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Hard of hearing, death doula, otherwise disaster human, dog-mom, cat-mom, auntie, fandomer, seeker of peace, and always hoping for a calmer life. [My views are my own, and do not reflect in any way on my employer]

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Maybe it means everything will unfuck itself? Ha ha ha 😭

08.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lasagne is assembled, bread is out of the oven, chicken has been sliced, so now it just needs to be closer to dinner time. In the meantime it is porch sitting weather, so I'll be in my rocking chair, resting my tired tootsies.

08.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I get to it, there will also be oatmeal choc. chip cookies, but I'm running out of steam. πŸ˜†

08.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sunday kitchen stock up: 4 loaves sandwich bread, French toast sticks, double batches of taco meat & white chicken chili, honey-soy sauce grilled chicken, Italian grilled chicken, crusty bread loaf, fresh pasta, and later we'll have golden lasagne (bechemel & carrot puree, no tomatoes).

08.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

06.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 6680 πŸ” 1309 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 93
β€œEvangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem.
The lack of evangelical Christians at America’s most prestigious institutions fuels mistrust.”

Excerpt From
β€œOpinion | Evangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem.”
Aaron M. Renn
The Washington Post
https://apple.news/ATJF-eGWhQMuuXvLnrj0ugQ
This material may be protected by copyright.

β€œEvangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem. The lack of evangelical Christians at America’s most prestigious institutions fuels mistrust.” Excerpt From β€œOpinion | Evangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem.” Aaron M. Renn The Washington Post https://apple.news/ATJF-eGWhQMuuXvLnrj0ugQ This material may be protected by copyright.

Congratulations, WaPo, you did it, you published the worst take

06.03.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 5926 πŸ” 1006 πŸ’¬ 273 πŸ“Œ 431

Thank you for this positive review. I just caught sight of the show as my sister turned the TV off, and I'm glad my 2.5 second glance is proving accurate πŸ˜†

06.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Our boy Robby is going thru it, isn't he? I love how they're writing his character arc SO fucking much. I have so many thoughts but weirdly don't want to talk about canon predictions. I'm loving the ride, you know? That said, the bits they're throwing in that'll become fic bait? Gimme all that πŸ˜‹

06.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a dumb lil meme i made with olenna from game of thrones saying TELL KRISTI
I WANT HER TO KNOW IT WAS ME and signed XOXO, CRICKET

a dumb lil meme i made with olenna from game of thrones saying TELL KRISTI I WANT HER TO KNOW IT WAS ME and signed XOXO, CRICKET

sorry sorry i’m trying to delete it

05.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 704 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2
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noem's dog looking down from heaven

05.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 4365 πŸ” 418 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 17

I am eating well today, between this and other tv show stuff. Om nom nom - what a good afternoon this is!

05.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Y'all. The clip that's out there from tonight's ep of The Pitt? That shit is going to keep fandom fed and warm for a l o n g time. I cannot wait! πŸ€£πŸ’€πŸ€£

05.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
On behalf of Brian’s family, we want to express our deepest gratitude for the overwhelming outpouring of support, messages, and contributions over the last 24 hours.

At this time, our priority is Brian’s wellbeing. We are taking a necessary step back from the public eye to allow him to focus fully on his recovery in private. While he looks forward to engaging with you all again very soon, his health and his family remain the current priorities.

Thank you for your continued patience and for being such an incredible community. Please keep Brian and his family in your prayers.

β€” Team McGinnis

On behalf of Brian’s family, we want to express our deepest gratitude for the overwhelming outpouring of support, messages, and contributions over the last 24 hours. At this time, our priority is Brian’s wellbeing. We are taking a necessary step back from the public eye to allow him to focus fully on his recovery in private. While he looks forward to engaging with you all again very soon, his health and his family remain the current priorities. Thank you for your continued patience and for being such an incredible community. Please keep Brian and his family in your prayers. β€” Team McGinnis

And for the record, I’ve been running long before this, and yes even after breaking my arm standing up for what I believe in. It’s only made me more determined. Anger is real, and so is resolve. Take care.

And for the record, I’ve been running long before this, and yes even after breaking my arm standing up for what I believe in. It’s only made me more determined. Anger is real, and so is resolve. Take care.

A message from Brian McGinnis, the firefighter and Marine veteran who was forcibly removed and injured by officers during his anti-war protest at the Capitol

05.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 3164 πŸ” 902 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 37

I vote that it can't hurt. Maybe you'll run into some random local cryptid, and then you could make a new friend!

05.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Friends! It’s #WorldBookDay and we are continuing our day of sharing our Favourite Children’s Books because Reading is SO important. Do you know who Trixie, Albie and Baby Dog are dressed up as? 😸 πŸ“š

05.03.2026 11:35 πŸ‘ 192 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 4

Tomorrow I call a new place and hope someone can replace what I think is a dead circuit board. And if they can't, I guess I'm buying a new fucking washer. πŸ™ƒ

05.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

that technically I'm a renter here and shouldn't have to deal with all this? Anyway, tonight I really miss dad's ability and time to deal with broken things, and his willingness to help when things were difficult. I'm just... I'm tired. So tired.

05.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

smelly, wet blankets to deal with. They were determined too gross to haul to the upstairs machine (both smell and fur were issues), so all I could do was try wringing them out again & then I draped them over the fence outside. Other than mom's one bit of help no one else bothered. Have I mentioned

05.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

out six massive fucking blankets. Got mom to help me move them to the bath tub so I could try to rinse them (didn't help), then had to call a friend who had a wet vac to get the gross water from the washer, b/c of course dad got rid of his. At that point I wanted to give up, but I still had six

05.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I had meetings today so couldn't take time to figure out how to open it, so I messaged the repair place. Had to smell the putrifying dirty dog smell all day while working. Repair place never called back, so after dinner I researched & got the whole top off the washer. Spent forever trying to wring

05.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Missing dad a lot tonight. Washer died yesterday with the dog blankets in it, didn't realize it had happened until this morning because I have the memory of a particularly stupid goldfish lately. And so six faux fur blankets that I use on the couches were mouldering in manky water for 16 hrs.

05.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and white shirt is making a funny face while sitting in a chair . Alt: a man in a suit and white shirt is making a funny face while sitting in a chair .
04.03.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An image with several smaller illustrations of my gray and black sea cow character, Umiko, against a soft blue background. She is a manatee with a face and tummy like a cow’s, and horns on her head. The various illustrations show her swimming around and enjoying sea grass, as well as her loving her tiny manatee child, who is just as round as she is. She is so rotund…

An image with several smaller illustrations of my gray and black sea cow character, Umiko, against a soft blue background. She is a manatee with a face and tummy like a cow’s, and horns on her head. The various illustrations show her swimming around and enjoying sea grass, as well as her loving her tiny manatee child, who is just as round as she is. She is so rotund…

Sea cows πŸŒŠπŸ„ #art

03.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 2303 πŸ” 1003 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 11

Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness, and cleanliness is godliness, and God is empty just like Langley.

04.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I love my terrifying niece. She picked up a snacking sized sweet pepper at dinner, looked at me with a maniacal grin, then squeezed the whole thing in her fist. She said she had to break its bones before she could eat it. 🀣🀣🀣

03.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Fish Doorbell β€” The Fish Doorbell Did you spot a fish? Press the Fish Doorbell! This alerts our lock operator to let the fish through. The Fish Doorbell is in Utrecht, NL.

*bursts in, sweating, out of breath*

β€œDrop everything, fish doorbell’s back”

visdeurbel.nl/en/

02.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 220 πŸ” 118 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 17

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

03.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 17697 πŸ” 4066 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 837

This is what I have been saying forever. The only reason Republicans pretend to care about β€œthe Jewish people” is that they need Israel for the Rapture to happen and then all the Jews will burn in Hell. Criticizing Israel’s government isn’t antisemitic but THAT sure is.

03.03.2026 12:14 πŸ‘ 756 πŸ” 209 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 10

Something something it takes a village. A herd, if you will.

03.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Yellow-ish/tan dog with black nose, Yoda ears, and a white chest, lounging on a beige faux fur blanket. She just woke up and is glancing blearily at the camera.

Yellow-ish/tan dog with black nose, Yoda ears, and a white chest, lounging on a beige faux fur blanket. She just woke up and is glancing blearily at the camera.

Just remembered it is this idiot's Gotcha Day. πŸ₯° I probably would've remembered it earlier if she would stop barking at random times in the night and early hours, but alas. She apparently must scream the scream of her people whenever the urge strikes. πŸ₯°πŸ˜‘πŸ₯°πŸ˜‘

02.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0