Harry

I forgot how tedious being back on dating apps is 😭

X really was a cesspit of vileness, especially as I read that it's AI was editing people without their consent! I have kept tiktok though, my algorithm is all dogs and I'm not ready to give that up 😅

The reason I can't open this app in public 😂

Sometimes I feel like people aren't using Bluesky as much any more, then I look at my popular with friends tab and I can see you absolutely are 😂

I've applied for a working holiday visa and now I'm panicking 😂

If anything good has come from the Beckham drama it's that I'm getting a temporary reprieve from the torrent of Heated Rivalry content the algorithm has been forcing on me. Don't get me wrong I love that show, but enough is enough 😂

If only I could have the audacity of my mother; blocking my dad on WhatsApp, Facebook and Instagram because he turned off read receipts x

I will add it to my library!

Please send me your book recommendations I got a Kindle for Christmas and I don't know where to start! Pls nothing that will make me cry I'll stop reading it 😅 (Yes I have downloaded Heated Rivalry)

Oh honey 😭

They're really stretching the dictionary definition of the word here 😂

FFS Monzo

It's so cleansing unmatching people on tinder who message once and then never speak to you again 🕊️

Thank you gays in my phone for making the day bearable 🌈

Suffering back to back meetings with my camera off whilst catching up with all the gays in my phone sums up my working life right now

Oh to be a cog in the great corporate monstrosity

Why didn't mine turn out like a sexy Hyrox photo???

Dutch is so simple x

I'm in a more "bath and bed" mood tbh

Plucked up the courage to ask a guy I went on a couple of dates with a few months ago (but for random reasons neither of us know we fell out of contact) to meet up again and he's got himself a man 😭 Just my luck 🫠

Found a wine I think you'd like x

😭 I might say yes for the pure entertainment value and to show the girls in the office x

The messages are getting worse

I need forewarning so I can bring extra towels x

And yet you have no problems inviting thirds whenever you want to try something new!

On my way into Manchester and the taxi driver is listening to back to back the Archers on Radio 4 and it has instilled an inner peace inside me I didn't know I could achieve

Honestly the cordless ones are a bag of shite, I switched to a corded shark and no dirt is safe 😂

Interview day Harry. Waiting for my ass to get thicc.

It has not stopped raining for 12 hours wtf is going on!? I'm supposed to be at a 30th party I don't want to get soaked ffs

That fucking emergency alert made me spill my beer 😭