Maury, a gray tabby tuxedo cat, asleep on his side on a towel on the red couch. His lovely white tummy is exposed and his Modesty Tail (TM) is draped decorously between his back legs.
Who wants to see the Guy
Maury, a gray tabby tuxedo cat, laying on the couch arm with his front legs dangling so his paws rest on the couch cushion. He is looking straight at the camera with an alert expression.
All normal guys stand this way
A bunch of celebrities have been declaring that they dislike cats because theyโre โmeanโ animals
This is like when people complain that they donโt like turkey because itโs dry: theyโre telling on their own incompetence.
Ham-fisted dopes donโt know how to approach cats. Not the catโs problem
Gif let me pet
Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokรฉmon facing to the right with wide eyes
Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokรฉmon sitting on a bench
Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokรฉmon sitting on grass with one ear pinned back
Low resolution image of Pikachu from Pokรฉmon looking towards the sky
Thinking about low res pikachu.
selfie of me sitting in a blue chair. Olive the orange tabby cat is stretched across my lap with her paws hanging over my side. You can see her right hind foot in the corner of the frame. It's so cute. she looks indignant, as always.
LOOK
IT'S A LION
OH MY GOD
Lol kimi
The girl is also Chinese so I really do not look like her dad
Lol
I waved at one of the kids in my son's daycare class when I came to the door and she pointed at me and said HI DADDY
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And the other two old reservists that we know of so far who have been killed in another illegal war
R-L:
Major Jeffrey O'Brien, 45
Chief Warrant Officer 3 Robert M. Marzan, 54
rasterbated large mosaic tiled printed sheet image of Steve Jobs doing his shit-eating chin and a printed sign beside it saying "PLEASE DO NOT PRINT LARGE JOBS"
remembering my first office job where I printed this and it remained there until the company moved buildings like a decade after I left that gig
Can you tell which ones were triple fried
Good Evening Motherfuckers itโs Friday
americans love to have diarrhea
by the empirical law of Always Stupider on Friday we can expect the ground invasion to begin tonight
Trump: "A lot of our people were walking around without legs"
back in the day no one needed protein doritos or protein pancakes or protein waffles. if you needed a bunch of protein you simply ate three dozen hard boiled eggs. three dozen haunch of boilers, they called em
Rolling Stone is publishing pro-war advertorials by an Israeli government agent now:
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump "@david_j_roth: "I was never one who looked at success as bad. For me, success was always good. I loved it, and still do." Donald Trump 1:01 AM โข 6/10/14
Itโs time for a new vision of foreign policy
Drumstick
Howard wrapped around my arm
guys
The built in translator seems worse than Google
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mโliege
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I planned to share my report on the body cam footage early next week when I learned that a DC news station had obtained some of the footage as a result of my lawsuit and they were going to scoop me. After working on this for a year, I couldn't let that happen. Published 2 mins before they aired :)
