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Knob. Mattress botherer. Filmmaker. "Sick weirdo" - Paul Daniels "Not funny" - Paul Daniels "Quite funny" - Brian May Walthamshow unofficial tourist bored. Maker of abandoned mattress calendars.

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If anyone's thinking of signing up to Octopus Energy anyway, we both get ยฃ50 credit with this... share.octopus.energy/steel-eve-448 #discountcode

30.01.2026 08:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I forgot to post before and after photos of my NYE party. Here they are.

Happy New Year! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

Everything tastes better with eyes x

06.01.2026 08:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Found this George Michael plate in Oxfam. My mum's gonna love it ๐Ÿฅฐ

18.12.2025 23:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My fridge smells of delicious ripe camembert ๐Ÿ˜‹. But there's no cheese in my fridge. I should probably be worried.

07.12.2025 15:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The best ever Xmas card ๐Ÿคฃ

01.12.2025 10:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Abandoned Mattress Calendars Walthamstow (unofficial) Tourist Board

walthamstowtourism.wordpress.com

01.12.2025 09:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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There's still time to get your hands on one of these...

01.12.2025 09:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I totally get that... and as a dyslexic person, it's also a daily self torture routine.

08.10.2025 09:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My dyslexia read that as welcome abroad ๐Ÿคฃ if only that were true, UK #refugeeswelcome

08.10.2025 09:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Download the New York Times Games App Play Wordle, Spelling Bee, Sudoku, The Crossword and more on iOS and Android. You'll find new puzzles daily.

Anyone else obsessed with The New York Times Games app? Add me, fellow weird word geeks.. www.nytimes.com/crosswords/a...

08.10.2025 09:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Would you like me to lap dance for you?" #BedsOfBedminster #AlanPartridgeQuotes

30.09.2025 21:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Farage's Britain

28.08.2025 11:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Kemp knows where you've bin

27.08.2025 22:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is epic. The more you look the more you see ๐Ÿคฃ I hope you don't mind that I've shared it on my Facebook page, credited.

27.08.2025 22:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Farage's Britain

27.08.2025 22:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a bad combo

28.06.2025 08:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Poor @flustermakes.bsky.social broke his arm ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿคญ

28.06.2025 06:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatever happened to spontaneous human combustion?

28.06.2025 06:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Who else thought this was Bob Mortimer

25.03.2025 10:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I turned my Finch app bird (birb) into Donald Trump.
He's exploring Russia today.
Gonna make him spread love across the world, especially to gay, trans, immigrant, Muslim and them pesky, troublesome women birbs. #MakeAmericaGayAgain

24.03.2025 08:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Local charity shop gem.

28.02.2025 19:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's like watching your drunk ignorant uncle ranting Temu politics at a funeral.

28.02.2025 19:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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'Nasty' Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde โค๏ธ

23.01.2025 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The press only plucked out 'Richard and Judy 'themed underwear, and didn't even comment on the mountain of weird articles.

See the full list of trademark items filed on the IPO's website: trademarks.ipo.gov.uk/ipo-tmcase/p...

22.01.2025 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Personally I can't wait to try Richard & Judy toothpaste, Richard & Judy gymnastic articles and err...
Richard & Judy leather umbrellas. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

22.01.2025 22:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Other interesting merch includes: 'headgear for babies and toddlers', bins, and ready-to-assemble Richard & Judy model kits ๐Ÿ˜

22.01.2025 22:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you're looking for something extra special for Valentine's Day, get that special someone a cheque book holder, teapot or a 'toilet utensil'.

22.01.2025 22:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

other treats include 'Richard and Judy' tie pins, postage stamps and errr.... "ornaments made of wax" ๐Ÿ˜ฌ (is Richard setting up some weird voodoo lounge?)

22.01.2025 22:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...highlights include 'Richard & Judy' pillow cases, napkin holders and body sprays...

22.01.2025 22:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Richard Madeley and Judy Finnigan have filed trade mark requests for products using their brand name 'Richard & Judy', and the list is mindblowing. I cannot wait to see some of the R & J merchandise ๐Ÿ˜‚...

a thread of pure joy...

22.01.2025 22:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0