Kelsey 🍂

I’ve finally reached the point where I no longer get kudos emails from ao3

But have you watched Taskmaster New Zealand??

Yo the fuck someone used AI to generate audio books of my fics and then put them behind paywalls. FYI Firsts and Absurdism are mine, though it only shows Absurdism as being by my co-author. If you see stuff like this please let authors know 🙌

Yes! I think they’ve all been taken down!

Is it down now?

Low key what??? I kind of want to hear

Righty tighty leftie loosey is the best advice ever

I SEE DAN AND PHIL TODAY

I AM IN THE DISCORD HEYYY

Girl.

Auckland Phannies please interact! Dan and Phil is SO SOON #daptit

I am so excited

YES YES YES

10 days until Dan and Phil!!!!!!

are we supposed to change our PJs every night or like once a week

This makes no sense to me but I am very happy for you! Love from Spotify Wrapped official (I took the username)

“Pink Pilates Princess” PLEASE call me a faggot instead I’m begging

Gay

Spotify Wrapped: Gay

Can’t change won’t change all bangers

7 change my mind. Thanks.

6 I am going to get cancelled for this. Have you ever gotten one of those charity cards and been like YES FINALLY THANK YOU!!

5 you’re not a better person than everyone else, you’re just making charity all about you. If you are fortunate enough to have funds to donate, then donate, don’t rob someone else of a present?

4 if you genuinely want to give to charity, just do it. I don’t think you need to use a workplace secret Santa to flex and give your colleagues 4 chickens for a family in India when you know damn well everyone just wants a bottle of wine or chocolate

3 the gift receiver HAS TO react dishonestly. “Wow, thanks, you shouldn’t have.” You genuinely shouldn’t have. They get none of the warm fuzzies of donating to charity, and they don’t get anything for Christmas, and what’s more; they can’t complain!

2 the gift giver gets to be all high and mighty and show boat how charitable they are AS WELL AS get the warm fuzzies of giving a gift and also be all “my gift is low waste I’m a better person”

1 Nothing like opening an envelope expecting cash and it’s one of these. Look, I love charity, but there’s a place for it. No one ever thinks about this from the perspective of the gift receiver

I’m so sorry but can we please please please not give each other “you got a family a goat!” card for Christmas. 🧵 to explain my hot take

Jump scare

Your 2024 Wrapped Jump into your year in audio.

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