no i'm publically owned most of the time
12.12.2024 23:08
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no i'm publically owned most of the time
i'm not into babes i just enjoy the licence plate because persian #5 looks like a ballsack
"no you don't get it, i need to park in two spaces so people don't scratch my pristine car with their doors"
so relatable though, we've all known someone who's tried to mean girls someone out of the groupchat and failed
Sebastian gorka's thesis where a line from peacekeeping on the left to thermonuclear war on the right has a bubble with Terrorism appears about a third of the way to thermonuclear war. The bubble is surrounded by question marks
let's not forget the incoming national security advisor's banger of a thesis
big smiling thumbs up emoji (sarcastic)
"what do you mean there can be someone who thinks capitalism AND putin are bad?!?? this doesn't fit my big boy pants understanding of the world"
"you aren't on my team so you must be on putin's" is such a pisstake from a liberal who can't conceive that someone isn't into their watersport
hhe's like.. the id-iot... haha
please clap
I'm personally shocked that bretbug is a complete moron who has no idea of america's failings and would actively pretend america were always the good guys
Moo Deng the hippo looking curiously from behind a tree
Me watching you watch the movie I suggested
lana del rey song title
yeah having a quick lookup he's a bit of a nutter for banning any kind of labgrown/meat alternative stuff
being over-encumbered is meant to be fun, like getting all the groceries inside in one go
not american, but it was really funny here when the cops announced they would no longer investigate thefts and you could only fill in an online form to get a reference number to give to your insurance company
before immediately asking for more funding
any mage born after 1993 can’t transmute … all they know is grimoire , charge they mana, be bisexual , cast fireball & scry
and generally you learn about them against your will when they get cancelled for saying or doing something egregious
"Hit Youtuber MaximumShart apologises for insulting the entire nation of Moldova"
should've put on an overly fake australian accent and gone "b'det m8"
It's your moral obligation to vote daily during weekdays for australia's best bird www.theguardian.com/environment/...
the top-left icon is a house on fire, the top-right icon is an Anarchist symbol / text says "Make Gentrify, Total Destroy, Rent Is A Fuck, 412,757,864,530 Dead Landlords"
ngl thought you were talking about star trek and got confused at the last line
Just a public service announcement for those living in Australia.
i'm curious if it'd do the old language translation error that "hydraulic ram" turns into "water sheep"
Saw one in the wild!
that this was just known by so many people for such a long time..
when the 16 year old he groomed ended up working for channel 4 she had obvious concerns for women working on a proposed show - and their grotty response was "just don't have women he'd aggressively target work on the show :)"
4 panels of the cactus-meme from The Good Place, 1) I have a new decoration. 2) Is it a new decoration or another stupid metal bird. 3) It's a new decoration. 4) hands the person a stupid metal bird i got from The Reject Shop for like $12
was only 12 dollarydoos so i consider it a savvy investment
lmao this sorta shit why i don't have an epipen and i'm even from somewhere where its subsidised
"Ironically enough, it doesn't actually make me wet"
