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"Trust one who has gone through it." Your guide through the nine circles of hell and the purgatory that we know as our beloved internet. Profile pic created with AI/Chat GPT.

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but Robert Langdon is up to some secret shit in Prague.

16.09.2025 00:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Frodo didn't need a king
To tell him how to wield the ring
He brought his friends
To save their sings
For songs to right the wrongs of men

14.06.2025 23:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Be better astrology.

#pinkmoon
#nickdrake
#youredoingitwrong
#astrology
#libramoon
#fullmoon

12.04.2025 02:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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WTF Did You Learn Today? Feed your brain, fight decay. Now tell me, what the fuck did you learn today?

Check out this new podcast WTF Did You Learn Today? I’m a guest on the first episode with host Urania Zed @digitalvirgil.bsky.social. Shout out to @altnps.bsky.social, @rollingstone.com, and @cnn.com.

#politics #education #harriettubman #nationalparkservice

wtfdidyoulearntoday.buzzsprout.com

10.04.2025 02:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Remember when we lit the beacons of Gondor to get TikTok back? Well, I was reading this @barrons.com article and there's some deadline coming up that could mess things up. This is, like, interesting right?

#lotr
#lordoftherings
#beaconsofgondor
#rohirrim
#tiktok
#tariffs
#economics
#foreigntrade

27.03.2025 00:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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So I saw on the @epi.org blog that it's E🀬ual pay day but we can't say the "E" word anymore, right? So we have to rebrand. Cray Pay Day? Pay More Day? I don't know but someone can think of something.

#equalpay
#genderequality
#banned
#economicpolicy
#news
#digitalvirgil
#words

25.03.2025 22:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I was reading about some reporter getting texted, like, war secrets or something. I'm a huge fan of remote work but not when you have to plot stuff secretly...especially during Mercury retrograde. Duh.
#mercuryretrograde
#returntooffice
#news
#politicalnews
#astrology
#signal
#digitalvirgil
#privacy

25.03.2025 21:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You know you've reached rock bottom when Sutter is in your Home on a Friday night. IYKYK.

08.02.2025 00:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two Fingers crossed like they're hugging with with smiles drawn on them

Two Fingers crossed like they're hugging with with smiles drawn on them

Freedom of Religion, Speech, Press, Assembly, and Petition is Diversity, Equity, Inclusion. Do we have to change the acronym from DEI to FRSPAP? No, that won’t work because the words are selectively used to hurt very specific types of people. And that is utterly devastating to me.

07.02.2025 03:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so tired of weaponized language used to demoralize an entire society of people trying to make progress, who want to feel like the world isn’t collapsing on them every day.

07.02.2025 03:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And excuse me, but, tech people, what would you do if you couldn’t hug your parens around your include() statements? You can't even do anything with this πŸ‘‰ )( Prove me wrong: show me code that allows )( That Java don't jive. But here we are.

07.02.2025 03:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when β€œdiversification” was a financial aspiration? Geographic & asset variety was sexy, not some criminal β€œwoke” investment agenda. In real estate, equity infuses economic livelihood. I smile & rub my stomach when my home equity increases. But news tells me that equity is dangerous.

07.02.2025 03:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is actually the eight circle in AI Hell's Canyon, reserved for Fraud.

08.12.2024 17:38 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like the Diogenes Club. Say hello to Mycroft.

08.12.2024 17:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks eerily familiar to a place I know quite well...

08.12.2024 17:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fear not, for we escape this writing Limbo not through muses or divine favor, but with the true miracle: science.

08.12.2024 17:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Contorted orange cat stretching with arched back.

Dante was spared the path through the circle of hell with poor souls contorting into impossible triangles. I reserved that just for you.

07.12.2024 19:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Frenzied orange cat with string in its teeth

Clinging to the "edgy" hook that I wrote under the influence of Miles Davis "Sketches" and 3 a.m. angst...

07.12.2024 18:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not yet, but that title is now on my list.

14.11.2024 03:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air -
There's the rub, the task.
The Aeneid
Book 6.

14.11.2024 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0