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Cartoonist of One Over Zero, Leftover Soup, Roll To Save, and Forward, roughly in that order. I also make board games and roleplaying games and furry art, much of it pornographic. Warrior Poet, Philosopher King. he/him

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[David Attenborough voice] : Frightened by the advent of electric vehicles, and by solar and wind increasingly taking over power grids the world over, the white-breasted American will seek to burn petrochemicals in any way he can. Fortunately, war has, once again, provided a solution.

08.03.2026 05:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did the fool have milk?

08.03.2026 05:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

1) I love this I love this I love the sentiment behind it, I love the composition, I love the style.
2) I never noticed how weird it looks to see Samus' normal-scaled arm emerging from her giant-shouldered armour. It's correct, but my brain keeps saying "no, shoulder up here, arm should be big".

07.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a general rule, I'm better at handling the Me parts of my characters, but have trouble with the Other parts. I guess they help me exercise empathy in that way, each of them drags me over to a Thing that I am Not and says "yes, but I AM this, so learn it and feel it with me".

07.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Most of my OCs manifest my inherent drive to determine the self through Actions and not Origins or Relationships, but Bellina cares about style & gender presentation, DJING! has an ego and likes crowds, A-Bomb likes getting *nasty*, Wanda cares about her personal brand, etc etc.

07.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Each of my characters (like everyone's) are part Me, part Other. Lee, for example, has my stubbornness, introversion, paranoia, disregard for convention, and open-mindedness, but they don't have my creativity or drive to make art, and I don't have their vanity or entitledness.

07.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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nerdlegame 1508 3/6
Dungleon 1491 3/6πŸ’ 
Squardle 1493 5 Guesses Remaining
Referdle 1198 13/25

Not super great today, but around my average. Feels normal. I could use some normal.

07.03.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Walking around in public *without* having a charged Internet-enabled smartphone on your person not being officially considered suspicious behaviour meriting search and detention by authorities.
Repairing your car at home & still having it be considered street legal.
Buying things with cash.

07.03.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Being able to hand-code your own website from scratch without integrating it with big social media and knowing that search engines would index it and that anyone on Earth can access it.
Popular stories that have a single canonical beginning, middle, and end, in line with a single artist's vision.

07.03.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing a video and being reasonably certain that *someone* would be able to spot if it was AI-generated.
Seeing a fully-covered biped walking around (say, at a protest) and being 100% certain that it's a human.
Commercially available computers that still function while airgapped from the Internet.

07.03.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, like... a significant proportion of those actors and/or characters are definitely not American and unquestionably would not support this war. Like... Deadpool? Really? You think Wade Wilson and/or Ryan Reynolds would be on your side on this one?

07.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's not Amos, that's Alistair.

I recognize that this is not an answer to either of your questions, but that is because neither of them has anything remotely resembling an answer.

06.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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nerdlegame 1507 3/6
Dungleon 1490 3/6πŸ’ 
Squardle 1492 5 Guesses Remaining
Referdle 1197 11/25

Very matter-of-fact today. I don't hate it.

06.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Seth's pic of Bellina Nyteshade (magically enhanced human, she/her) wearing a camo jacket, an olive drab bikini, various holsters, and knee-high boots, referencing Tactical Breach Wizards, the game I'm currently playing in the last 1-2 hours of my weekly streams.

Seth's pic of Bellina Nyteshade (magically enhanced human, she/her) wearing a camo jacket, an olive drab bikini, various holsters, and knee-high boots, referencing Tactical Breach Wizards, the game I'm currently playing in the last 1-2 hours of my weekly streams.

Just got this pic of Bellina in tactical breaching wizard gear (presumably, she has some sort of spell protecting her exposed bits) from @sethtriggs.bsky.social . He's streaming right now! (18+ only!)
piczel.tv/watch/sethtr...

06.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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nerdlegame 1506 3/6
Dungleon 1489 3/6πŸ’ 
Squardle 1491 7 Guesses Remaining
Referdle 1196 14/25

Very gratifying that today's puzzles are giving Coach vibes. Get back up and get in there, it's hard but you can do it. I like that.

05.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, his mouth is closed, the sound's gotta come out somewhere.

05.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Measurenuts.

05.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No, completely legit, I read it that way too.

05.03.2026 05:50 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

God, I love GBH. These comics are truly incredible, I love them so much.

05.03.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As my puzzles told me - I succeeded, but neither at the thing I wanted to nor at the thing I needed to. Kinda sad, watching a whole day slip out of my fingers like that. I'll never get another March 4th, 2026.

05.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Writing Wednesday has come and gone, and I spent all of it working on the wrong thing and did not actually write a single word in the fanfic I had wanted to. Honestly, I'm disappointed in myself and kinda mad at my muse.

05.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm glad that years of exercising my conceptualization skills have given me the ability to still make over-the-top fantasy porn now that I have an anxiety disorder and the idea of a vivacious stranger flirting with me, let alone touching my wiener, often engenders boner-killing dread.

05.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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nerdlegame 1505 3/6
Dungleon 1488 2/6πŸ’ 
Squardle 1490 7 Guesses Remaining
Referdle 1195 11/25

All four of those scores are better than my average. The vibes, though... the vibes are a little weird. Hidden complications. It feels like "you're succeeding, but do you want to?"

04.03.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good use of the mirror to show other people watching!

04.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And I did it! Writing Wednesday tomorrow!

04.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You should take a trip to Seattle, I hear they'll toss your salad and scramble your eggs.

04.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, doctor visit done, now to bang out this long-overdue commission, I can probably get'er done by end of day. If I do, I think I'll treat myself and make tomorrow a Writing Wednesday for that bigass fanfic I've been working on...

03.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*loads squirt gun with bleach* No problem, boss, gimme a sec.

03.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[Elwood J. Blues] What kind of folks are you usually sexually attracted to, ma'am?
[bartender wearing this vest] Oh, I'm into BOTH kinds, butches AND femmes!

03.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess The Void is kinda like the Death card in tarot - zero isn't necessarily a bad number, black isn't necessarily a bad colour... empty spaces are required to make motion and growth possible.

03.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0