Pie tin holds three vintage porcelain dolls, three cap guns, three tiny plastic groomsmen, three tiny plastic bridesmaids in blue ball gowns, a small plastic bride in a while ball gown, four small plastic babies, and a strand of pearls.

Today's haul looks like a recipe for a Dateline episode

It all good. My city isn't on fire and my family is safe and accounted for so

Yep

I just paid $74 US Dollars for 14 (fourteen) gallons of regular gasoline.

It's earthquake weather

I need to stop comparing myself to so many accomplished and talented people and remind myself that while I may be a hack, I once successfully ushered a possum out of my kid’s hockey bag

This International Women's Day, please remember that trans women are women. Full stop. No qualifiers.

Tits out for International Women’s Day, m’ladies.

That's so sweet🥹😍

The struggle is real not to show off and tell you that I Wordled in two this morning.

Sometimes I would chat with the bus driver, which mostly meant I just listened

I sometimes miss taking the bus. Making myself so small that I'd become part of the seat, staring out of the window searching for what I never knew, becoming invisible, becoming nothing and everything. Riding all the way to the end so not to miss a thing.

I'm kinda low key bummed that my gps mapping apps assume that I will speed

Grandma was a hottie and you should totally find out who that fierce woman is🤍

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These are fantastic

The thing about shopping for dressy shirts when you’re my age is asking yourself Am I OK with looking a decade older?

youre a bot charlie brown

It’s Saturday… good day for a nap

I'm sad there is an audience for so many horrific things

When you get the spoon that took a ride in the garbage disposal

I sit with the hummingbirds listening to traffic

every time i do a marijuana i remember why i do so much of the marijuanas

I ❤️ sluts and hoes

I washed my hands and left

Ah ha! The fifth cut hole in the drywall was a success, and Gary finally found where the basement is leaking.

The older I get the more I appreciate Ben Kenobi.

For a small subscription fee I will tell you if an account gives me the jeebies

Did you ever go into a bathroom at an Italian restaurant in Boston only to discover it was haunted af and have it disconnect from current time and space and get super rocky and floaty like you were on a boat? Just me? Awesome.

[25 seconds into marathon]
lol nope