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Olivia Neutron Bomb

@oliviacotm

☆She/Her☆ •Neurodivergent •ADHD •Mentally ill🙃 •56yrs •I like to write dumb "jokes/puns/other humor products" that make me laugh •I collect DVDs, Blu-rays, 4Ks, & comic book omnibuses & such Transgender and scared •I have an imaginary intern named Keith

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11.03.2026 01:59 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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10.03.2026 18:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

As long as you don’t need gas, groceries, affordable healthcare, retirement savings or constitutional rights, things aren’t so bad.

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09.03.2026 19:56 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

🤣

09.03.2026 15:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Oldie but still true

09.03.2026 14:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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08.03.2026 23:17 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

☆☆☆ HAPPY NEW HOUR ☆☆☆
🎊🎈🎉 ⏳️ 🎉🎈🎊

08.03.2026 21:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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🎀🎀

08.03.2026 12:46 👍 50 🔁 20 💬 1 📌 0

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I

08.03.2026 15:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Smurfing (noun)

It's that thing when a guy dressed up as a shunned monk ties you up and throws three apples at you while a cat watches.

05.03.2026 14:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I tried Morphine Ethyl Hydrochloride once.
It was meh.

04.03.2026 18:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#writingcommunity #humor
#StupidHumanJokes #OliviaCo

04.03.2026 17:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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04.03.2026 00:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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03.03.2026 22:37 👍 7 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Some people are the life of the party.

I'm the zeitgeist of the pitch-in.

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#OliviaCo

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02.03.2026 22:03 👍 19 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 4
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I'm a procrastikinetic.

I can move things with my mind when I get around to it.

02.03.2026 13:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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28.02.2026 22:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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28.02.2026 16:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wonder if the Q-anon crowd feel silly yet.

28.02.2026 00:40 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

(100% true 🤣)

27.02.2026 22:47 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I tried to explain that to my shrink. He asked me what was the last thing I had published. I said, technically, 1998.
I told him I've been working on a project that will change everything.
He said, Nobody is going to publish a Love Boat fanfic about a Charo obsessed serial killer.
Critics. Amiright?

27.02.2026 22:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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27.02.2026 15:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Today is a special day! We here at OliviaCo™️ would like to wish a happy birthday to our imaginary interns Keith, Other Keith, and Girl Keith. They emerged from the ether, fully formed, at a random age between 18 and 75, holding a clipboard, and eager to please (in the business ((not that business)) sense.) We here at OliviaCo™️ have decided that they deserve a one hour unpaid lunch break to be taken any time during their off-hours. We value our imaginary interns most of the time and so should you. If you want. But it's ok if you don't want to. No pressure. There's cake and punch in the break room. 1$ each or $1.98 for both.

Today is a special day! We here at OliviaCo™️ would like to wish a happy birthday to our imaginary interns Keith, Other Keith, and Girl Keith. They emerged from the ether, fully formed, at a random age between 18 and 75, holding a clipboard, and eager to please (in the business ((not that business)) sense.) We here at OliviaCo™️ have decided that they deserve a one hour unpaid lunch break to be taken any time during their off-hours. We value our imaginary interns most of the time and so should you. If you want. But it's ok if you don't want to. No pressure. There's cake and punch in the break room. 1$ each or $1.98 for both.

🎂

26.02.2026 13:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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