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What's your favorite body of water?
1. stormy sea
2. babbling brook
3. murky forest pond
4. monster filled lake
I hope you have a nice night.
I hope you look at the stars with wonder.
I hope you're never lost in the catacombs without a lantern.
I hope you're always able to find room for one more book on your bookshelves.
I hope you feel at home in the forest, because you're always welcome there.
It's ok to not feel ok.
It's ok if your antlers haven't grown in yet.
It's ok if you can't shape-shift into a raven.
It's ok if you haven't haunted the night for a while.
I know you're doing your best, and that's all any of us can do right now.
What's your favorite kind of tree?
1. mossy creeper
2. colorful dreamer
3. old bastard
4. gnarled weirdo
Your daily fortune:
Folks who are truly rich do not hoard wealth, but the knowledge and experience that comes from reading books and eating burritos.
Don't fight the tides.
Become a wrathful sea witch and harness the immense power of the deep dark sea and the ancient weird creatures lurking within.
There is still beauty in the world if you know where to look.
The first flowers of the year peaking through the earth, or the deep red gleam in the eyes of Mothman as he surprises you in the alley behind the kebab shoppe.
Your daily affirmation:
Every day is a brand new day, and a new chance to start writing a strange manifesto about ghost cats.
What's your favorite kind of tree?
1. mossy creeper
2. colorful dreamer
3. old bastard
4. gnarled weirdo
Did you know?
- certain trees get important nutrients from human bones
- other trees collect souls and trap them in their ring labyrinths
- most trees agree that squirrels are jerks
- 3% of trees are named Dennis
There are many ways to show someone you care.
Be there for them.
Craft matching swords and imbue them with old magic.
Adventure through the wildlands together, searching for mossy forgotten tombs of the forest gods and the dark secrets hidden within.
You can be anything you want.
Be a set of glowing eyes in the darkness.
Be a terror in the deep.
Be a cosmic horror slumbering in a star, worshipped by millions from afar.
Life advice:
- be kind to service workers & tip well
- don't curse the moon, because it can hear you
- learn enough black magic to cause some gentle mischief
- be the mossy forest horror you want to see in the world
I love that word!
Your daily affirmation:
Life is about finding perspective. Even procrastination and sleepiness can be considered superpowers if looked at a certain way.
Health & Safety Warning!
Side effects of reading this account may include measurable moss growth, burgeoning antlers, and missing time spent shambling in the gloom.
a deer with antlers absolutely covered by ferns and looking fabulous
How do you like my new look? Be honest.
Good night, friends.
May the darkness wrap around you like a blanket, may the stars shine upon your path, and may the gothic mansion you flee to in a storm only be as haunted as you want it to be.
Someday, the old witch will return and lift the curse placed upon you.
Your human shell will crack open and a cloud of clattering ravens will emerge and disappear into the fog which covers the moors.
What forest spirit best matches your mood?
1. forlorn bog hag
2. doom moose
3. weird mossy stump
4. wandering darkness
Always keep a song in your heart and a dagger on your hip, is what my granny used to say.
No one ever messed with her at karaoke, believe me.
Life is about finding balance.
For every hour you spend chasing hikers from the forest with the dark grandeur of your shambling form, spend an equal amount of time using the dark grandeur of your shambling form to chase hikers from the forest.
It's that simple.
Your daily affirmation:
Color outside the lines. Dress like nobody's watching. There are no limits to your weirdness in this world.
Which animal ability would you like to have?
1. prehensile tail
2. winter hibernation
3. grasping tentacles
4. echolocation for burritos
I don't know about you, but I'd feel a lot better if we were allowed to disappear into a malevolent fog once in a while and become a dark creature of folklore and legend.
What's your vibe?
1. cyberpunk vampire
2. boozy bon-vivant
3. exhausted elder goth
4. Muppet on a budget
Your daily fortune:
Luck is equal parts preparation, hard work, cosmic weirdness, and dark fairy mischief.
