@itsbrandynb

can i get a f*cking ETA on “this too shall pass”??

Not a new sexually transmitted RINGWORM… let me put the lock back on Pandora’s box.

The MASC ONLY girlies be the zestiest, most sassiest ponks.

before i pay my rent, i need to know what IRAN finna do…

I’m giving up this 🍑 or 🍆 to somebody for LENT!

“Moots” is such an ugly word.

Mental check-in... meme only

Where the half horse nggas at?

Same friend.

I’m bout fed up with Jesus slapping me on the back of my neck with his sandal, mid “aht aht” when I start liking a 🥷🥷

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Is the “State of The Union” in the building? #StateOfTheUnion

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Melania Trump is definitely f*cking around with a YC and she’s just waiting for Donnie to get up outta here. #StateofTheUnion

I can’t wait for gun fire to erupt, and BITCH DONT MISS!!!

Trauma-focused therapy is INTENSE. My treatment will involve me describing the traumatic experiences in detail, my therapist recording them, and then me listening to those recordings every day. I already know it won’t be easy, but I also know it’s necessary for my healing.

His signature is giving ECG waves. I wish his would flatline.

Anybody know where you find the boyfriends that don’t cheat?

Chile… reason 1,500.

I be wanting to post nudes on the skyline but I got too many good girlfriends watching.

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I’m serious af

In 2025, Demartravion Trey Reed was found hanging from a tree at Delta State. Now Kyle Bassinga in Marietta. Both called suicides, little coverage. The imagery has history. I hope Kyle’s family seeks a private autopsy. #KyleBassinga

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seasoning chicken with salt and pepper

Them gay preachers know they can PREACH AND EAT.🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾

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The amount of 🥷🥷who brought their girl in for massages today and said “NO” to tipping the therapists is concerning.

I would not want to be with that type of🥷.

I be blinking my eyes so hard trying to fall back asleep after waking up during a dream where I was having xes. ‘Cause NO! I NEED THE REST!

I’m not afraid of being single, I’m afraid of wasting my time again.

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Listening to RENAISSANCE 🪩 always reminds me of how much of a BAD BITCH I am. Anybody else?