Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite

Feeling bad for people who get overcharged for being accessories to crime is not even in the same stratosphere as trying to get me to feel bad for people who go blow up people overseas for money and no consequences and then become our congresspeople and senators and make kids do it again

Open the Den Comedy Club in Houston A speakeasy-style comedy club is coming to the Heights area of Houston, Texas, and two local comedians are making it happen.

some of my coworkers are trying to put together a new comedy club in houston and i think that’s cool and everyone should give them money like i did ✨

www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...

me and my RCFP lawyers outside the courthouse this morning

BREAKING — WE WON! DC Superior Court Judge Darlene Soltys ordered the DC Metropolitan Police to produce ALL body cam footage of the March 2025 DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace within 14 days.

Thanks to my @rcfp.org lawyers for their tireless work.

Details on thehandbasket.co later today!

incredible how many buckaroos do not realize the universes constantly spilling off of them, all the time, every day. you are the most glorious, beautiful being across a thousand different worlds because every choice you make is a REALITY YOU JUST BUILT, and you can build them with love

land of the free to vote blue no matter who or else i deserve what i get!!!!!! lmao

because democrats aren’t financially incentivized to maintain the status quo or keep the boot of white supremacist cishet patriarchal capitalism on our necks or anything like that at all lmao lol lmao

cis allies at it again telling me that if i’m nicer to sarah mcbride and just vote blue harder (because i haven’t done that my entire adult life) it will all be fine

you could and should have started with one but at least god is good 🙏

you seem to think i owe you an argument defending my position, which has not changed and will not be changed by you personally today, and that’s a gross misunderstanding on my part for letting you think that’s what was happening

well if there’s one thing i need, it’s a cis translator to tell me when my rights are going to become a priority ✨

i could say the same thing about you though so here we are

ah yes so we found that’s not a line for you, cool!

i think you’re attached to the only system of governance you’ve known in your lifetime and i think all of the people committed to doing bad things for personal profit are the only people that benefit from it

you’re here defending a zionist right now and i think literally anything else would be a better use of your time

and i think that every politician regardless of party affiliation is financially incentivized to maintain the status quo as well as having no material consequences for all the lies they tell to get the job and i’m sorry if that bothers you, it actually deeply bothers me too!

when people start trying to make you kill yourself i’ll be sure to paraphrase them too because at the end of the day semantics are literally killing us 🙂

fascinating take from someone who isn’t transitioning in a world that is actively lying about them in a bid to get me and my friends to kill ourselves 💕

yeah no worries, maybe next time you could worry more about the objective and persistent dishonesty of our current ruling class than how an individual trans person you’ve never interacted with before interprets what they’re told by a politician on a podcast 💕

i’m asking because i was trying to gauge how much i care about your disagreement with me bestie, and the actual answer could and should have simply been ✨ no ✨

i have trans friends who don’t like sarah mcbride even more than i do but i’m not here trying to tag them in to bully you into agreeing with me lmao

speaking as a trans person i don’t tend to argue with cis people about their semantic interpretations surrounding my existence but i’m glad you have friends with big followings you’re basically offering to dogpile me with for disagreeing with you based on my own experiences ✨

are you trans?

again, would be interested to know if you’re trans?

she got on a podcast and did say that but ok boss ✨

lmao i always forget that one exists and i think that’s a blessing

notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich

yeah EXACTLY!! like fellas put down the chatgpt girlfriend and join a sewing circle or book club or something and you might manage to attract a human woman if you can just manage to ask her questions about herself lmao 😭

honestly think detroit style is one of the worst pizzas but i guess i wouldn’t know that if i hadn’t decided to try it lol lmao 😭

yeah literally this!! and if the other person has a hobby or interest they love, maybe show interest in learning about it?? i also suggest picking up handcrafts because they both learn a skill and find something to do with their fingers other than harassing people online lol 😩

i keep telling dudes that being cool/interesting with hobbies that don’t involve writing online screeds about how much they resent the people they want to fuck would get them further than anything they’re doing currently and some of them are still like “no it is in fact women who are the problem” 😩