Egg

I hear we got a lot of hard working Shah's out there...2 3 4

Little known fact: Joan of Arc tried to escape by breaking a painting over her captor's head, but they were wearing a baseball cap so it didn't hurt

Planter has somehow brought together the worst impulses of the k hive, Hillary boosters, mayor Pete stans and true Bernie bros. Maybe he does have the juice

I gave him money, and yeah...oops.

Thoughts so far? I've only played Ironclad and Silent, and I'm not too crazy about making blade dance an exhaust card

Yeah I think there are a few people who genuinely think he’s a Nazi (blue MAGA types, easily distinguished by their love of slop and eminently ignorable) and the Grim types are eagerly reporting back to their group chats that this is everyone

Must be that every voter in Maine is on BlueSky. Can’t think of any other reason Ryan Grim is doing what he’s doing

I believe it has been agreed on, yeah

I do think you should commit some light voter fraud to vote Planter

You’re completely missing my point

I get why the pod save guys want planter so much (he’s absolutely their path back to power), it is the people who get nothing from him getting elected going to the mattresses for him that baffle me

Mills has absolutely not run anything close to real campaign. Collins will.

It truly feel like a repeat of Hillary, where people can’t acknowledge some really glaring red flags that might actually cost them

Those bastards at Emerald have gone too far

I mean it is absolutely an exaggeration

I think its really cute that the Twitter left and the Twitter center have finally found common ground, and it isn't about anything real

Why does he look like Corky St. Clair in that thumbnail

Pete Davidson's one funny joke was saying he looked like an assassin in a porno, so of course Lorne made him apologize

The worst new post template is easily “you don’t hate [x] enough”

My anti-protein stance remains undefeated

I love how impressed he is by a thing that happens at literally every shitty “club” in America.

“Dubai has a thing called ladies’ night, the height of luxury”

I still think it’s much more likely Planter is just a gigantic dumbass than a Nazi, but I do think a lot of his biggest supporters still haven’t factored in that he’s basically untested as a candidate

Part of why Planter worries me is Mills is running the sleepiest campaign ever, Collins clearly won’t, and I wonder how these stories will land with a candidate who actually wants to win behind them. Not mention PACs etc.

Mediocre white dudes everywhere love having an ally like Ryan

Man, if you are the revolutionary you think you are, the fuck are you still doing on substack

I think he and I would get along well enough, but he probably wouldn’t have time to spend with me

Nah just gonna block you

The OP didn’t mention anything about Zionism or Israel dude

Why wouldn't the original post use antisemitism when the screencap is blatantly antisemitic?

You can tell my man had never left Malaysia because bottle service seems like the height of luxury