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Iโ€™ve noticed the os has apparently stopped at High Sierra

07.03.2026 04:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Macs really clean up well. All those smooth, not shiny surfaces, you just get in there with the microfiber a little bit

07.03.2026 04:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My wife requested a fresh battery for the 14 year old MacBook Air, because she's apparently still using it for some stuff, but it's always tethered to the wall by the power adapter.

Joaders, this thing still runs laps around Chromebooks, dual core i5 and all.

07.03.2026 04:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You want to hear some bullshit? The Little Caesars we're doing a booth outside of tomorrow - two doors down from the state liquor store.

07.03.2026 03:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ran Forza Horizon 3 at locked 30 fps at 2560x1600, hand to God. Locked 60 in Doom 2016 at 1920x1200. You know what finally did it? Doom Eternal, game of the millennium, needed some ~thing~ that every CPU since the Phenom II supported.

07.03.2026 02:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

imagine busting out a credential and your degree has the word "homeland" in it, bestie that's so embarrassing for you!

07.03.2026 02:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a tiktok screenshot from "youthpastorryan" showing him holding a framed degree up to the camera and saying "This is my Master's Degree in homeland security." The diploma is from Wilmington University and the video is captioned "Be on high alert right now, especially at large gatherings"

a tiktok screenshot from "youthpastorryan" showing him holding a framed degree up to the camera and saying "This is my Master's Degree in homeland security." The diploma is from Wilmington University and the video is captioned "Be on high alert right now, especially at large gatherings"

lmao he held it up to the camera and everythingggg

07.03.2026 02:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sure I'll do a big upgrade spend in a few years but boy is that GeForce Now tempting. Guess it depends on whether I'm still a racing pervert in 2028.

07.03.2026 02:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I shifted to AM4 in April 2020 with an everything-but-GPU buy carrying over a 1660 that was massively bottlenecked by a Phenom II X4. Kicked myself shortly after for not buying a GPU too, but spending extra on a motherboard has really paid off in the six years since.

07.03.2026 02:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Planning to, folks bsky.app/profile/thev...

07.03.2026 01:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Real problem.

07.03.2026 01:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there's some pretty convincing "you're not understanding the regs and his service timeline right" in the replies

07.03.2026 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 00:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol detached quote

more like capitolpunters

07.03.2026 00:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

when they were making up dumb lies to cover for their screwup they could have been answering this instead bsky.app/profile/dtlo...

06.03.2026 22:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This isn't Reddit, that won't work either

06.03.2026 21:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You don't know what things from the last 40 years are and you're throwing "shitpost" at others derisively.

06.03.2026 21:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The "choice" was clear to anyone who knows what The Gulf War is and what The Iraq War is.

06.03.2026 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What I'm "literally saying" is that by fumbling a very basic fact of this situation, you've vaporized your credibility when it comes to the less-basic facts of the situation. That's not ridiculous.

06.03.2026 21:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You almost never hear "the Second Gulf War," they call it the Iraq War or if referring to the overarching campaign they bust out GWOT. Nobody AT ALL simply calls it The Gulf War.

06.03.2026 21:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You didn't "decide" anything. You didn't know what the Gulf War was and now you're flailing.

06.03.2026 21:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rebutting a correction with an obvious lie, nobody should put any stock in whoever this is.

06.03.2026 21:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're bullshitting.

06.03.2026 21:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This thread you people keep sharing refers to the wrong conflict as "the Gulf War." Right out of the gate I don't trust this account's command of the facts of this story.

06.03.2026 21:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man you are blowing this by repeatedly calling it the Gulf War. That was a different thing.

06.03.2026 21:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It will affect people in my life whom I hate way more than it will affect me, which I think is cool

06.03.2026 21:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
dutch people eat like an alleycat in a
cartoon
Jini Jane
@jinijane_ โ€ข 1d As a Dutch child I was exposed to extreme amounts of weed smoke, but thanks to being fed large amounts of herring, my brain formed a
protective layer which has kept my IQ intact

Image is raw or cured herring with chopped onions and a perplexingly large  pickle slice

dutch people eat like an alleycat in a cartoon Jini Jane @jinijane_ โ€ข 1d As a Dutch child I was exposed to extreme amounts of weed smoke, but thanks to being fed large amounts of herring, my brain formed a protective layer which has kept my IQ intact Image is raw or cured herring with chopped onions and a perplexingly large pickle slice

It turns out dutch food, like writing, looks like if english had a stroke

05.01.2026 01:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 194 ๐Ÿ” 27 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
06.03.2026 20:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 169 ๐Ÿ” 24 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fucked up that that one other gin blossoms song isn't on the same album as the other ones

06.03.2026 16:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

cost of the burrito taxi going up and you're LAUGHING

06.03.2026 16:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0