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Lachlan (cliché middle name) Haswell

@lachlansland

“What fresh hell is this”

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I want a 4 person captains season that is the opposite to this bring back Candy Eliza Don and Anita

09.03.2026 12:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Glad Don could prove his throwing abilities. #SurvivorAU

09.03.2026 10:04 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Keeley save the day #SurvivorAU

09.03.2026 11:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Call me crazy but I dead ass want him for a returnee season

09.03.2026 11:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I already miss Don Roberts/Rogers.

He came. He saw. He annoyed everyone on his tribe. He kind of lied about his name & his brother, he accidentally let it slip, then no one cared. He was a self declared challenge expert. He was just learning the social game! He had so much more to give #SurvivorAU

09.03.2026 10:55 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I haven’t heard that where u did hear that from

09.03.2026 11:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do not be in a 3 person alliance with Mark when you’ve appeared on a another show. first Val now Don, marks bloody cursed #SurvivorAU

09.03.2026 11:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Oh wait… Sally Sally Sally 🥹no we were so close #SurvivorAU

09.03.2026 10:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The wise women Aliance coming together on international women’s day!!!! can I get amen #SurvivorAU

09.03.2026 10:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Survivor: Bali J’Tia Throws Rice In The Fire
Survivor: Bali J’Tia Throws Rice In The Fire YouTube video by Bradleyzus

Writing in when u “asked” if anyone on the bottom ever “burnt the tribe to the ground” and survived. girllllllll yes in season 28 J’tia threw all the tribes rice into the fire they it was her and she still survived!!!! youtu.be/xZv43Rv57Tw

05.03.2026 15:22 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1

Read wuthering heights found it boring tbh. seen the movie but from what I know i still find it at worst highly dismissive and reductive to the author also probably racist. At best vapid fan fiction of an unwell individual. but at least Laura had fun.

05.03.2026 15:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Join us as we recap week two of #survivorAU

From rewards and challenges to critiquing how David pronounces Salsa, we cover all the week's important events.

Plus we discuss who on the island could be a juggalo. All that and thoughts on Wuthering Heights.

Available on all good podcast apps

04.03.2026 21:32 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 1

Oh, come on. Operation: Tez Dispenser was right there. #SurvivorAU 🌴

04.03.2026 09:05 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Can’t believe how unlucky it is for Don that he’s the best in every aspect of every challenge because of all his previous experience in slingshotting people, unclipping underwater nets and so forth and yet he’s being denied the opportunity to deploy all his incredible skills. #SurvivorAU 🌴

04.03.2026 09:20 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

KEELEY: We’re thinking of voting out Caleb

JOHNSON: And it’s not me?

KEELEY: Well, no. Because you’re not Caleb.

JOHNSON: Ahhhh

#SurvivorAU 🌴

04.03.2026 09:41 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah true especially 4 Australian survivor

04.03.2026 13:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s true I guess they haven’t clowned her like
They clown Simon… like they didn’t show clips of her asking Cara about her menopause journey. I guess her edit is kinda neutral and uncoded

04.03.2026 13:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think Harry is being possessed by one of Mark’s ghosts. #SurvivorAU 🌴

03.03.2026 09:22 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

What I think is great is that Caleb knows their names better than Daniel ever did. #SurvivorAU 🌴

03.03.2026 09:31 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Dirty Dirty Jackson #SurvivorAU 🌴

03.03.2026 09:35 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Crikey Caleb seems to have snuck a bit of truckers choice over to Samoa. He is manic 🤪 #SurvivorAu

03.03.2026 09:32 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

If they are trying to portray her thought proses as reasonable then aren’t doing a good job 😭😭😭idk idk I guess I think there just showing her POV but consistently show others that contradicts it

03.03.2026 02:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I will say I disagree that the show is portraying Lyndel as a power a player my casual friends also think she’s being a goose witch my normal barometer for these things.

02.03.2026 13:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Simon why are u just believing that ur name is out there 😭😭😭😭when everyone ur told is so shocked to hear it 😭😭😭😭😭#SurvivorAU

02.03.2026 10:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aisha is dead as my favvvvvvvv #SurvivorAU

02.03.2026 10:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Has bounty trademarked jumping when your teams pulls????? Why doesn’t barren do it now #SurvivorAU

02.03.2026 09:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Some solid Aussie slick backs from the Tilleys.

01.03.2026 08:59 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

In lieu of #SurvivorAU can I recommend you tune in to watch the Matilda's Asian cup campaign on 10....
We definitely didn't forget Suvivor wasn't on tonight and tune in at 7:30pm

01.03.2026 08:34 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Coming Soon – Said dal 1923

Also factoring in how he voted 4 a women first twice¿ Idk I agree with the show don’t tell thing u said¿ it feels a lil extra n forced? like theres nothing explicitly wrong with what he said but also u don’t need to say it? At all? Idk just not a vibe. But I’m glad it wasn’t just me 🤷‍♂️who paused…👀

27.02.2026 07:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Omg yes I agree with Marks incessant desire to work with “strong powerful women” seemingly exclusively being a thing of… pause👀. I had no pause his first season with the Vs, but he’s doing it again??? In the exact same way??? I can’t fully put my finger on why I feel it’s weird but it’s just 🤨🫩😐idk

27.02.2026 06:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0