Matt Konrad

#NN2S4LYFE

Fuck yeah, new SPRINTS

It's a tremendous tale.

I knew you'd be here for it.

Just for my Keys real ones.

Yeah. It is cool.

Recent read: W.M. Akers' Westside novels are superb. Detective Gilda Carr solves "tiny mysteries" is an alternate-universe Gilded Age NYC. Singular and delightful.

Just absolutely mind-blowing that this is happening, right now, on the same world where we make our dumb little posts. Love it.

See, this is why I will always love hockey in spite of all the garbage around it.

All Day is a good coffee shop hangout. Planta has a few locations and great (exclusively) vegan food, Ghee is excellent if you're into Indian.

"Bedford Borough Council holds no authority over the Council of Nicaea and was not responsible for the creation of the moon 4.53billion years ago."

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EAGLES HAMBURGERS AND CRIPPLINGLY EXPENSIVE HEALTHCARE USA #1

A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years

This is the best political ad of all time.

Woohoo! *falls over*

'Splain how?!?!

everything is terrible so here's the Muppets channeling the Beastie Boys

I had a dream last night that I invented a new pasta called sertralini that comes with zoloft ground up in it. Someone please give me $1 million USD to fund my new startup.

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

Protest sign from MN that says, “DEARLY BELOVED. WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TODISMANTLE THIS THING CALLED ICE.” with a picture of Prince in the left hand lower corner.

10/10 ICE protest sign

Definitely love getting into a band and discovering they have like 6 albums to dive into. Never Hungover Again is my personal favorite.

FEST is SO much fun. Just don't go this year because we have to miss it. 😜

Glad you dig it! I was late to the party on those guys - saw them live at FEST a couple years ago and I've been catching up since.

“Screenshot of a promoted Reddit post by u/AYAGDOS. The post reads: ‘Navigating gender dysphoria? Join our confidential, cross-country study of 18–25 year olds to tell your story, challenge preconceptions, and have YOUR experience reflected in the science.’ Below is a banner graphic with the Northwestern University logo and the text ‘TRANS OR GENDERQUEER? SHARE YOUR STORY.’ The image shows a close-up of a hand with light pink nail polish, partially painted blue, held up against a blurred background. A link to ayagdos.org and a ‘Learn More’ button appear at the bottom, along with Reddit vote and share icons.”

If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.

First thing I listened to this morning, it's so fuckin' good.

This song sounds like having three panic attacks (complimentary)

REP. OMAR after being attacked with liquid: “We will continue! These fucking assholes are not gonna get away with this! Here is the reality people like this ugly man don’t understand — we are Minnesota Strong. We’ll stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us.”

Breanna Stewart holding a handwritten sign that says “Abolish ICE”

attn: everyone asking why athletes aren’t speaking out on Minneapolis, please meet two-time MVP, three-time world champion, three-time Olympic gold medalist Breanna Mackenzie Stewart.

Do thou, too, remain warm among ice.

Great fuckin' song.

Mood in minneapolis right now