Selsia | Chelsea Paradox (@itschelsea)

Underrated game.

20.02.2026 03:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The last part of that is still the grossest part.

20.02.2026 03:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A $3.00 steak that was marinated for twelve days in the pants of a 65-year-old alcoholic with frequent incontinence and IBS that was cooked well-done.

19.02.2026 21:55 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

20.02.2026 00:07 👍 97 🔁 14 💬 3 📌 0

Available now over on the Patreon for FREE MEMBERS! Neon Dreamweaver rides again after a two-year hiatus, with our cover of Tiffany's "You & Me." Most well-known from The Jetsons (1990).

#80s #90s #Retro #PromoSky #IndependentMusic #Cover #MusicianSky #Jetsons

www.patreon.com/posts/you-me...

23.01.2026 18:09 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Literal dream of mine to cover this song since I was a kid. Thank you so much for bringing it to life, love.

23.01.2026 18:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish people would stop encouraging your many assaults on comedy. 😹😹😽

22.01.2026 23:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I haven't even looked to see who's playing her in the new movie, but I'm with you on this one. Doesn't matter. They're not Vanessa Williams. Probably some random white chick.

31.12.2025 21:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“O my good sir, don't you know that it's only the dead who can be praised without danger?”

29.12.2025 03:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Could I? Yes. Would I be a corpse on Neon's couch for the next day afterward? Also yes. 😹😹

27.12.2025 17:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And a third for me... is what I would say if I could eat more than 5 of those things.

27.12.2025 17:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Luv you for that.

27.12.2025 03:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trans people are scared to fucking death in the current state of the world, and it's nice to see someone who still has the balls to defend us. 🤼

27.12.2025 00:29 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

#AEW #wrestlesky 🤼‍♂️

27.12.2025 00:22 👍 109 🔁 33 💬 0 📌 4

Blake Christian is still the best Blake. 💅

#ROH #WatchROH 🤼‍♂️

27.12.2025 00:23 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

a man in a white shirt and tie is standing in front of a blackboard with the word vertebrae written on it . ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is standing in front of a blackboard with the word vertebrae written on it .

Belakay?

27.12.2025 00:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I gotta catch this after we watch Dynamite and Collison 😂

Making progress!

27.12.2025 00:25 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Bro. That was a horrible reply. Clearly they miss talking with you. Emojies have literally nothing to do with anything.

19.12.2025 23:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They're riding alright. Dude looks like he has a Cody Rhodes skull on his vest too. 😹

18.12.2025 20:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

24. 😹😹

17.12.2025 21:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think it's time we have another Greekend. I'm almost fully recovered from the last one. 😹😹

17.12.2025 21:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Random Skye Blue appreciation post for no reason.

Music: "Me VS. You" - Le Destroy

#AEW 🤼

17.12.2025 16:55 👍 14 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

What I post from.

16.12.2025 17:39 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Honey, you must be new. Let me show you around...

14.12.2025 00:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Papa bear is mad. Sounds like someone better make amends with the quickness.

14.12.2025 00:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Kayla's gonna Kayla. 😹😹

05.12.2025 21:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you. Ooh child, you'll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you. Outside...

30.11.2025 03:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🖕

28.11.2025 00:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🖕

28.11.2025 00:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Amazing food with amazing friends @katthorsdottir.bsky.social and @neonparadoxmusic.bsky.social. And all the Mystery Science Theater we can watch until AEW Collision later (if I'm not passed out in a food coma). I'm a happy girlie today. 😻😽

27.11.2025 22:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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