Rev. Genesis 🇮🇪 🇳🇿

I thought these were the Prawn Cocktail ones that I love, which also come in a pink tube. Bitterly disappointing.

Butter caramel flavour Pringles 🤮

What the heck?! NO

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Well it's not ALL bad as this is right below you in my feed and it's delightful.

Great timing 🍻

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I am still a bit COVID-y but for the first time in a week I managed 15 minutes of gentle activity (tidying the kitchen worktops and emptying the dishwasher) without needing a lie-down on the sofa halfway through. Progress!

It is nice to have a reason to not do chores but I'm tired of my own mess.

Same. How disappointing.

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

As someone who has plans to transit through Dubai in less than a month, I really don't want to think too much about what the truth may be.
I'm probably still at less risk than during my recent 3000km road trip in NZ anyway 😅

How's the rat house at 4am?

It could be one of those threads that becomes legendary and people re-share every few years 🐀🏠

Meme about the worst person you know making a great point

Hah, yes. That was the first AI that I was familiar with too 🐄💉

Haha, I also resorted to bagels a lot of the time!

The bread tasted weirdly sweet despite also being bland so I suppose it was stuffed full of sugar that preserved it. I eventually got used to the taste of things and stopped losing weight but for the first few weeks I ended up feeling slightly queasy every mealtime.

I lived in the USA for a year and lost loads of weight because supermarket food was so bad. Everything *looked* great, big colourful shiny fruit and veg, labels touting this and that, but nothing tasted like it should. Buttered toast was completely bland (and the bread never went mouldy?!).

Accents are funny. I was really scratching my head wondering how you forced moa and more to rhyme until I realised you weren't pronouncing the "r" as an arrr 😄

Timeline cleanse. Sound on for maximum cuteness 😍

Already there e hoa! 🥿🍲📖🛋

I tried doing some gentle weeding in the garden and now my neck muscles are killing me from the extremely minor effort of holding my head up as I leaned forward. Back to the sofa for me I think 🫤

So gross also.

Hope we both get well soon!

My ooze is more of a clear liquid but it is pouring out of my nose at roughly the same speed as I'm shoving more liquid down my throat in the form of back-to-back mugs of tea. So gross.

A juvenile and adult takahē paddling in a big bird bath.

I am at the stage of sickness recovery where I am well enough to want to do something productive or at least fun, but not well enough to actually *do* it. I can't even go for a gentle amble round the supermarket because I'm still Very Infectious.

At least I can enjoy reviewing my holiday snaps 📸

It's too late for me (currently lying in bed with COVID) but NZ folk go out and get boosted if you're eligible!

"One should not give a poisoner medicine,
A conjurer fine apparatus, nor
A rifle to a melancholic bore."
WH Auden

Not to mention the biggest arsenal in the world to a narcissistic attention-seeker.

A bunch of intricate tiny chairs and a beer can

The winning chair and the can type it was crafted from

My favourite tiney chair with tiny woven metal straps

As seen in the Nelson airport, a contest to make the best tiny chair out of a beercan. My cold hard heart softens

I'm told this has been thwarted for now by the FDA refusing to import literally shitty NZ meat but no doubt it'll be slipped in to the domestic market 💩

So inspections for faecal contamination in the food chain are going to be privatised out of existence I guess. FUN.

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