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Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

The Department of War: "I dont know if we're at war or not. That's for lawyers to decide"

Presumably you actually like DS9. Someone who is just doing it as so e sort of weird relationship saver and considers people who like it as nerds? I don't buy that.

You watched all 178 episodes of Star Trek TNG in 8/9 weeks? That's like 3 episodes every single day.

Also the US doesn't like it when allied countries join wars late...

Just to recap:
This isnt a war, but also it *is* a war, & has been since 1947.
The US didn't start the non-war but heard Israel was going to attack, and maybe Iran might strike back, so... decided to attack first.
And the US has unlimited ammo but also has requested production urgently be quadrupled

They literally had American schools in Iran in the 70s

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Share a TV show you love with a catchy theme song! 📺🎶

My choice:

a man wearing an orange hard hat with boss written on it Alt: Alan Partridge wearing an orange hard hat with boss written on it

"Did you see the match?"
"Which one?"
"Dunno."

#internationalwomensday 💪❤️

His name? Oh yes, his name...

I am reminded of the time the Nolan Sisters unveiled a new surprise member of the group which turned out to be Coleen Nolan.

Probably more likely to get irritating techbros wandering over to suggest you use their startup AI instead.

until act three the shark in Jaws doesn't even know people are mad at him. he's just hanging out

SCATTERING half a teaspoon of dried chilli flakes over a cut grapefruit half and leaving it overnight in the fridge will make the grapefruit taste of chilli. So don't do it. Robert Canning e-mail

This idiotic administration turn everything into a cheap joke, a childish pun or insult. Truly the most pathetic and puerile bunch of morons ever to fall into positions of power.

The Simon And Garfunkel 'Sounds Of Silence ' album cover except they're being chased by a Cylon from Battlestar Galactica.

Simon And Garfunkel next. #totp

move slow and repair things

The martial arts scenes in It’s A Wonderful Life were a key influence on The Matrix

this is like

the thesis statement of our times

Nothing says you currently dedinitely have an unlimited supply of something quite like asking the manufacturer to quadruple production of that thing.

Everyone asking why America is suddenly going to war...
I think we know the answer.
Lots of very rich arms manufacturers spending a lot of money on a lot of senior politicians to make sure they spend lots more money on their products.

I am assuming my phone has the ability to have voicemeails. I have literally no idea, and no intention of looking into it.

Orwell: "Yeah, this is a bit much, even for me."

Iran should just say the same:
"America has surrendered to us, whether they admit it or not."

Andrew Tate's 'mission' has been 'haulted'

'Haulted'...

Oh FFS stop this fucking genre of b list celebrity gets paid holiday!
New creative talent has absolutely zero chance of ever getting anywhere on TV.