Dransvitry

IOWA CITY, SEPT. 16 You were driving your Cybertruck south on N Dubuque Street past the 1-80 ramps, and I was driving north. I didn't see your face, and I'm worried you didn't see my middle finger. Just wanted to make sure you got the message.

[a rim store named Hotwheel City, but the W and the H of the neon sign are burnt out: Hot Eel City] Take me down to the hot eel city Where the grass is water and the girls are wiggly

Nobody:

The death claw at the gay bar about to try to split me in half in the bathroom:

What?

inside you there are two moo dengs • this one bites people • so does this one bite the people 2 images of a baby hippo under a full moon in black and white

To Slay the Great Regurgitator

3 panel comic strip with Lizardbeth's OC, my own OC Pecas serving her a corndog, presented as it was sushi instead. Digital picture.

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@lizardbethart.bsky.social :3

#comics #furryart #furry

Who’s my good boy? 🐕

imissthembutitwasntadis "the world isn't kind" Ok??? Much more importantly are you??? ?? whatsupwalnut "the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am inkieswirlsgaming "THE WORLD lSN'T KIND" [Image of a flaming skeleton.] "NOT YET IT ISN'T" This is a threat

valtsv on tumblr: "*wakes up while being dragged by my ankles towards the lair of some horrifying creature and immediately instinctively tries to roll over and go back to sleep"

Thank you

Honestly isnt this the intended purpose of chicos squirts?

Ok so yeah ive been like super confused about this. What is actually going on?

Normal vegetables: you must store us at the right temperature, in the right humidity, or we will spoil and rot in no time. Potatos: [in Eldritch Script] Where is the Fucking Soil? Image of a bag of forgotten potatoes looking like a tentacle monster, trying to locate earth to grow in.

"If you're not masturbating to me i can only assume you're masturbating against me" on a hat I'd 100% would wear if I was 20 years younger and still cute.

unfollower on tumblr: "peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence" hamfootsia: "#i've made fun of babies for less"

iwilleatyourenglish on tumblr: "my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person" iwilleatyourenglish: [screenshot: newworldawaken: "People who use microwaves trust the government"]

"now that's what i call a traumatizing experience from my childhood that has dictated how i live my life as an adult" in the Now That's What I Call Music! style.

metal gear solid codec call: "Colonel, I searched under the couch hoping to find peanuts but all I found was this twenty dollar bill." "Snake, twenty dollars can buy many peanuts."

Screenshot of symphony of the night intro, Richter Belmont stands before Dracula, who is dramatically holding his arm up. Text reads: im so SICK of everyone wanting to FUCK my HUGE BUFF GUARDS!!!

a picture of a chick with the new grass starter's beak and eyebrows badly edited on. the tumblr post underneath it says "i'll kick anyone's ass. ill kick your ass. i'll kick your dog's ass. i'll kick my own ass"

I like the new bird

Welcome, new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness- who thought that. I do not look like 'Mr. Clean's gay brother.' Who thought that

It could happen

Mornin

a screenshot of a post from tumblr user slutdge. the text reads: i love being a pervert online with all of you. and below is an image of three generic cartoon people staring at each other with their arms on each others’ shoulders, smiling and blushing.

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Husk says meow