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Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow &c
More and more, December sneaks up on me and I figure out later and later every year which day of the week Trauma Day is.
I suppose that's healing, in a way.
Honestly I'm a bit let down...
But worse than a lack of good innuendo... I want nothing more than a REALLY good margherita pizza and there isn't one for probably 300 miles.
Oh damn, Italian Week is going to have a lot of jokes about cream filling and such, yes? ๐๐คฃ
Those grilled cheese burritos are an absolute triumph and I die a little every time I eat them.
What would you have had from Taco Bell instead?
I haven't had my annual disappointment yet this year. I had Taco Bell instead.
It's just me and Monster Factory until 5 am I guess.
I did so much yardwork and yet I'm still awake. This bites. And not in the fun way.
HONK
Pffft, in a pinch nothin'
Crossword Hint: Lube, in a pinch Solution: spit
Puzzmo has the most consistently horny crosswords ๐ ๐ฉ
The snowy peak of Mount Shasta, seen from the north in Weed, California.
This mountain
Sorry I prefer CBT Music Factory ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
I know! Political influencers?! ๐ฅฑ๐คข
!foryou
Awww c'mon, it's just the tip
I'd like to keep my same dick though. Please?
I want to be a tiny gnome in an oversized bed.
horny
Finished Scott Pilgrim last night. The more I've thought about it the more it makes sense because
(rot13 encoded spoiler below)
Fpbgg Cvytevz'f jbefg rarzl, rfcrpvnyyl va gur pbzvpf, vf uvzfrys.
Don't be silly, I always clean up my own jizz. I'm not a monster, just a pervert.
*I*
am surprised
I've seen
A LOT
Here on Hatsune Miku's internet but
Wow ๐คฃ
Even for someone who has been online since like... 1995?
I'm shocked at the sheer magnitude of Minions-related porn out there.
I put the last of my leftover chili verde over rice and this was a grand plan
I still have chili verde leftovers for lunch today. That's pretty tight.
Read romance novels!!
They're not all Harlequin (but they can be, if you like!) and there's quite literally something for everyone's taste.
Might I suggest Delilah Green Doesn't Care by Ashley Herring Blake, or Kiss Her Once for Me by Alice Cochrun?
Subspace! Which given my proclivities now is EXTREMELY on brand.
I remember downloading the installer on a 14.4 mbps modem in 1996.
Or was that the 9600 baud? ๐ค
It took forever ๐
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SubSpac...
I keep thinking that the way the recruits treat one another, and how superior officers overlook the violence, is unrealistic...
And then I remember the American military exists. ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
