Merry Christmas, everyone! 🎄
25.12.2024 19:32
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Merry Christmas Eve! I just supplied Erna with enough eggnog to sedate an elephant. 🤭
24.12.2024 15:39
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I'm jetlagged and slightly pink from the sun. I'm positive several new Thai friends at Wonderfruit thought I was some kind of tiny luminescent she-demon.
I'm home.
18.12.2024 04:08
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Next year. Get ready. You'll need all your training.
18.12.2024 04:07
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Next time!
18.12.2024 04:06
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Hello, Thailand, I am in you. 😈
If I sort of know you and you're at #wonderfruitfestival don't hesitate to reach out.
Look for the ghostly pale pixie! I'll be roaming and available for emergencies, too. ❤️
Stay hydrated out there!
12.12.2024 00:50
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I feel like I've been flying forever. I live in the sky now. 😭
#wonderfruitfestival
10.12.2024 21:08
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Because the alternative is an explosion!
29.11.2024 00:55
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RIP. Literally and figuratively. 😭
29.11.2024 00:55
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Happy Turkey day, everyone.
My pants will be fighting for their life in just a handful of hours. Keep them in your thoughts and prayers.
28.11.2024 16:31
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Perfect! 🤣
28.11.2024 16:28
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The turkey is ready to love you. Whether you baste him or not. 😳
28.11.2024 01:42
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I got the last 8. 😅😭
26.11.2024 01:54
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Every last jar. No one can stop me now!
26.11.2024 01:28
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Stop it. I know that movie by heart.
26.11.2024 01:17
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My grocery store had pickles on sale. BOGO.
Ask me how many jars of pickles I own and why did I stop at 8? 😅
26.11.2024 01:17
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Those losers don't deserve your goodies!
25.11.2024 04:17
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I'm still reeling about that Big Mac fiasco.
25.11.2024 02:12
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Construction on my new bathroom starts tomorrow.
Erna and Jane will be house sitting.
You may remember these ladies from my "oldies-but-goodies" board game night.
OBG has informed me there will be no "shenanigans" or "malarkey."
Erna is bringing a rolling pin. 🤭
24.11.2024 23:25
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Same.
24.11.2024 21:46
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Right?!
24.11.2024 21:12
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This is so good!
24.11.2024 21:12
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We need the movie!
24.11.2024 20:17
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Death from everywhere!
24.11.2024 18:36
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Random OR thought:
If we could form an alliance with the octopus kingdom they'd make excellent aquatic special forces.
24.11.2024 18:31
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Love it.
24.11.2024 16:43
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Ohhhhh! I would have cried leaving the shop.
24.11.2024 15:22
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This whole exchange is gold. Gold!
24.11.2024 15:13
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I like to plan impactful experiences. 😏
24.11.2024 14:56
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Love the cucumber sandwiches, too!
24.11.2024 06:50
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