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Handsome Ralph

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Oh boy, social media! That's where I'm a viking! Semi-lapsed historian, current network engineer. Consumer of beer, caffeine, history, sports, stats, sci-fi, and video games. Mod and contributor w/ @askhistorians.bsky.social

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All the dudes out there with two $1600/month loans on their lifted pickup trucks when gas hits $6/gal

09.03.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 753 πŸ” 98 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4
05.03.2026 10:55 πŸ‘ 3623 πŸ” 1285 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 11
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Orphaned Tactics Oops we did it again

Wrote up some thoughts on the current war with Iran. You can't have a strategy if you don't even have a policy.

open.substack.com/pub/bafriedm...

08.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 242 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 9
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Going thru some old pix tonight, and came across this.

It's true our medical system is a mess. But the doctors, researchers and EMT themselves?

Inside that pile of machinery is a 4 lb newborn whose insides all pointed the wrong way. 50 yrs ago? Doesn't live 2 days. But now? Thriving teenager.

08.03.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 117 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

trump at the handover ceremony

08.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 395 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I've done this in Civ so many times, so yeah of course this will work.

08.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a November 1, 2024 tweet from Stephen Miller (https://x.com/StephenM/status/1852364946195296620) reading as follows: "To anyone still gullible enough to fall for scummy media hoaxes: Trump said warmongering neocons love sending your kids to die for wars they would never fight themselves. Liz Cheney is Kamala’s top advisor. Liz wants to invade the whole Middle East. Kamala = WWIII. Trump = Peace."

Screenshot of a November 1, 2024 tweet from Stephen Miller (https://x.com/StephenM/status/1852364946195296620) reading as follows: "To anyone still gullible enough to fall for scummy media hoaxes: Trump said warmongering neocons love sending your kids to die for wars they would never fight themselves. Liz Cheney is Kamala’s top advisor. Liz wants to invade the whole Middle East. Kamala = WWIII. Trump = Peace."

They told me if I voted for Kamala Harris, the United States would launch a war in the Middle Eastβ€”and they were right!

08.03.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 639 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 7
Photoplayer Unusual Instrument Used In Silent Films
Photoplayer Unusual Instrument Used In Silent Films YouTube video by DeanScottPresents

Working in IT when you're short-staffed, you're the lone network engineer, and one of your sites is experiencing an ISP outage
youtu.be/OihbIgXBsMU?...

06.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So this is clearly the result of "hey AI prompt, can you write a press release for a casualty notification?" right?

06.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This stupid fucking meme has got body shape exactly backwards. Half the fuckin population had just spent the better part of a decade being extra malnourished in the 40s while today even pogs get addicted to lifting and creatine

06.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 1359 πŸ” 148 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 64
"No wonder Trump made me head shield guy."

"No wonder Trump made me head shield guy."

05.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 166 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

05.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 13295 πŸ” 2573 πŸ’¬ 520 πŸ“Œ 343

Remember when strategy cheese was very worried that sending artillery shells to Ukraine would impact our ability to defend Taiwan?

Anyway I’m sure launching all of our ship based missiles and interceptors in one week will be immaterial

05.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 304 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2

I gather that everyone here is 100% certain JD Vance is racist.

So, who here actually knew that Vance's wife isn't white?

And how does that influence your certainty?

05.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 1527 πŸ” 136 πŸ’¬ 105 πŸ“Œ 7

so just not going to acknowledge you got this completely made-up thing from the vdare guy eh

05.03.2026 11:38 πŸ‘ 166 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't said anything about this before, bc in the grand scheme of horrors this only rates as an inconvenience, but since others are experiencing it:

Just three days after CBP arrested me for filming them outside Broadview on 9/27, my TSA Pre & Global Entry were suspendedβ€”and so were my wife's.

04.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 2439 πŸ” 1201 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 49

never, ever, ever, ever accept "how will you pay for it?" as an argument against social programs.

04.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 7200 πŸ” 2613 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 36

Real fucking rich for this administration that has more or less hung Ukraine out to dry in terms of support--and repeatedly tried to get them to cave to Russia on top of that--to come hat in hand to them now asking for help for a stupid war they launched on a lark

04.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody hates living veterans more than Republicans. Dead veterans they can exploit in videos. But living veterans with opinions and medical needs are literally offensive to conservatives.

04.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 6042 πŸ” 1814 πŸ’¬ 100 πŸ“Œ 39

Glad people are settling on the term "pervert glasses". Bonus points if you also say it while posting a picture of Mark Zuckerberg or call them Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses.

04.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 4806 πŸ” 1482 πŸ’¬ 119 πŸ“Œ 153

It's quite normal for young soldiers to get dumb tattoos. It is not quite normal for young soldiers to get Nazi tattoos.

Source: I was a young soldier and saw many of my fellow soldiers' dumb tattoos.

04.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 702 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 4

If I'm angry about anything it's that I held off playing this game.

04.03.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Meme of Kristen Whig taking a sip of a drink and saying "God damn it, that's good. Shit, that is fresh."

Meme of Kristen Whig taking a sip of a drink and saying "God damn it, that's good. Shit, that is fresh."

Me last fall: "Alright I'll buy Ghost of Yotei but no idea when I'll finally get around to it. I mean I loved Ghost of Tsushima, so I know I'll like it, but it can wait.

Me now:

04.03.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Full page "ad" in The Onion for "60 Minutes":

"Is NBC Hiring? Lesley Stahl investigates."

Full page "ad" in The Onion for "60 Minutes": "Is NBC Hiring? Lesley Stahl investigates."

04.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 2499 πŸ” 229 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 7

Oh hell yeah!

04.03.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Live footage of 5th fleet right now.

03.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I liked it a lot, but it felt to me, more like a TV movie that was launching a new series rather than a stand alone origin movie.

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03.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 248 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You know, I'm not a fan of petty street crime, but on balance I'll take it over tyranny. Or living a life of luxury that's built on modern slavery and the bones of exploited immigrant workers.

02.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 127 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

03.03.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 463 πŸ” 103 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 5