French whine from Frinton?
07.03.2026 13:17
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French whine from Frinton?
"Sorry sir, the Kyiv's off the menu"
He can buy his own house, now.
Carp at Fontainebleau palace, France.
You've reminded me of last summer. You've captured them very well.
What a postcard!
Shocking findings from the COVID PPE fast lane - this time Tory peer, Lord Chadlington.
❌ 3 breaches of Lords rules:
1. providing parliamentary services in return for payment or reward
2. failing to co-operate with previous investigations
3. failure to “act on his personal honour”
Full report👇🏻
Amazing opportunity for the young 'uns.
Reverend Jesse Jackson called on each of us to be heralds of change, to be messengers of hope; to step forward and say “Send me” wherever we have a chance to make an impact.
How fortunate we were that Jesse Jackson answered that call. What a great debt we owe to him.
Still nothing.
Did somebody leave some of their Ket in the Whitehouse?
Later known as Jesus Bowie.
What's he going to do about it? He's a politician, not a reporter.
Still nothing from Dazza.
#whereisgrimes
Email from Norton: "only 20 days left before you lose your Norton subscription".
Subscription info in my installed Norton software: "expires in 680 days".
Norton Security trying hard to look like a phishing scam. Exhibit 1: an email from Norton telling my that my protection will end in 20 days. Exhibit 2: my account info within the Norton program on my laptop - 680 days remaining. The latter is correct.
#norton
#cybersecurity
Murton is nothing like the image you might have about Durham City. It's a relatively poor area, which comes from a coal mining background. Recently a lot of development going on. Good honest people. I guess they gave Reform a try but didn't like it.
His feckless AI image was well timed.
No. Well, he hasn't Facebooked for almost a day. Must be poorly. Or too busy checking the ONS for how many Muslims or Urdu speakers there are in Murton.
Labour beats Reform in Murton by-election. March 2026.
Some light relief...
I thought Beckham was the owner.
I agree, but there's something instinctive that still boils my piss with that one. Can't shake the suspicion. Good job I'm not dishing out death penalties.
That doesn't work if you were unemployed for longer than a month.
You could post Totally Wired for #FallFriday.
By the third syllable of that quote, they demostrate just how tricky it is.
In a similar vein, I tend to look at who's on, on Monday, then realise I can't be arsed watching 2.5hrs of Geoff Norcott or Megan McCubbin.
Sultana and her sour grapes.
Folks, I am about to express an opinion
I've had thoughts about it for a while and I'm finally ready to put it out there
*deep breath*
Can the adults who write a swear word and replace one of the letters with an asterisk please stop?
Are you 5?
Is your audience comprised of 5 year olds?
I've got a vague memory that Little Boots did her "one trick" round about the same time. Perfect pop but then... nowt. I'm sure they both deserved better.
If she starts the show talking about "my panel", you have my permission to kick her shins.
