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RE9's story is deeply stupid but in the endearing way that RE4 was stupid, as opposed to RE8 which actually pissed me off

⚠️ Haters will see you

RE9 so far is like if RE7 were actually good

i love having free will
#RE9 #ScoobyDoo

Twitch Twitch is the world

finding out once and for all if i'm a bad enough dude to save the president's daughter
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google results for Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing showing that it has an average rating of 6/10 on steam

harsh but fair

Two_40_Foot_Slabs - Twitch RE4, then Demo Discs, then RE4

playing some more RE4make for a couple hours, then PlayStation demos at 9:00
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it's crazy how good a movie Ju-On: the Grudge ends up as despite the plot being "and it was so scary that everyone died. the end"

Resident Evil for Nintendo GameCube (better than the original)

Metal Gear Solid: the Twin Snakes for Nintendo GameCube (markedly worse than the original)

which way, western man?

soulja boy gingham

we're live with YET MORE resident evil 4 at twitch.tv/two_40_foot_slabs !!

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sorry my entire personality now revolves around this coat

how i dress to go get mcdonald's by myself

in my restless dreams, i see that town. burgerville.

you're in her net meanwhile i'm in her tube

shimp

shimp

what the fucking kind of mushroom is this

dude

what!!!

sorry but we have got to stop letting people bring their dogs into the grocery store unless they have their service animal paperwork with them

Mari in the Rebuilds is like when Atlus re-releases one of their games and adds a random ass girl character to the story that does nothing to change the plot for the entirety of the game until you randomly need her for the true ending

Chrontendo Episode 5 (00:27:04)

excuse me?