claire schultz

every time i open this app i have a panic attack bc the world is so insufferably bad rn!!!!! gonna delete for a little while until i feel less like i wanna claw my eyes out

a tiny brown cavapoo smiling in a little black backpack on a train

a tiny brown cavapoo resting in a little black backpack on a train

i wish i could be as at peace as a tiny dog in a backpack going on a train trip

*looks directly at camera*

12 year old claire getting mushy over peeta mellark would not recognize 26 yo claire reading “what’s stopping you from fighting back? you outnumber them” and sitting bolt upright like i’ve just been electrocuted

cannot emphasize enough how frightening it is to read a new hunger games book right now in this political environment. what was cool abstract “don’t be evil or this could happen” fantasy under obama has become deeply, deeply chilling. suzanne collins you’ve done it again you mad genius

israel is committing genocide against palestine and the foundation of the united states is being torn apart to punish the people who think this is bad.

hardcover copy of SUNRISE ON THE REAPING: a hunger games novel by suzanne collins

oh we are so back

Bluesky's gonna really take off once people discover joking

yes i finally watched the 1999 one and i have yet to decide where “owen wilson gets decapitated by a fireplace” falls here

one of these days i’m going to write an academic article about what every haunting of hill house adaptation gets right & wrong, and which one is most likely to summon shirley jackson’s vengeful ghost. this is a threat.

anyway! this is bad! starlink is bad and expensive! fuck this!

i directly benefited from this program—i live 500 ft down the road from where internet providers would service until the IRA & regular satellite didn’t work, so for years starlink was the only way we could get internet. it sucked. we finally got real wifi in Dec & i am voting to burn our starlink

The New York Times is the first to put out comprehensive estimates on the cost of a year without U.S.A.I.D. and they’re higher than I thought:
- 1.65 million deaths from AIDS
- 500,000 from lack of vaccines
- 550,000 from lack of food aid
- 290,000 from malaria
- 310,000 from TB

i’d love to see adrienne warren in the last five years while i’m in the city this month, but unfortunately i saw early career johnny bailey play jamie back in the day and i don’t think i could stomach anyone else in the role

the authoritarianism is bad, but the loser energy is absolutely intolerable

obviously i don’t expect anyone to buy them at those prices, NOR SHOULD THEY, but if i can’t even exchange a rare out of print fairy erotica for a carton of eggs in this economy what was it all for

listing my first edition/first printing hardcover ACOTAR books on pango for obscene sums of money because frankly i think i deserve payment for the time and energy i invested in the fairy smut

the fact that people are being disappeared in the name of ""preventing antisemitism"" by a christian nationalist administration is making me nauseated and horrified in ways i cant even begin to explain

a picked-over supermarket shelf with $7.99 eggs and a sign reading DUE TO HIGH DEMAND AND SUPPLIER SHORTAGES, WE ARE LIMITING EGGS TO TWO CARTONS PER HOUSEHOLD

sure we’re rationing the $8 eggs but don’t worry planes fall out of the sky now too and we’re cracking down on on those woke dei transgender mice!!!

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demi moore was terrific in the substance, another movie i really like but will admit is deeply stupid fun and wild to have been up for so many academy awards! she also spends most of that movie unconscious. i will defend my girl mikey madison’s work in anora to the grave tysm

why is my entire feed anora hate rn. do i give off the energy of someone who hates anora, a movie that i think is delightfully fun and frankly pretty unhateable.

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

this is justice for the florida project 💖

well i WAS enjoying the oscars until hulu decided it was over mid-show ?????

i cannot believe timothée chalamet is completely seriously a professional adult man called timmy

two glasses of champagne in front of a feast of takeout containers

anyway. next week i have to rewrite several research proposals but one of these things is done. (it’s getting MVP as the thing, obviously)

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shoutout to my agent for giving me some of the most exciting ✨vague publishing news✨ i could imagine while i am literally on a plane watching the dungeons & dragons movie. she’s the adult in this partnership and i don’t deserve her