What a dick
08.03.2026 16:38
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Okay what did Timothee Twinkdeath say to piss everyone off exactly? I somehow missed this
08.03.2026 16:35
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We're on S2E1 of the For All Mankind rewatch and shit is about to get Very Real 🥺
08.03.2026 12:28
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You know I never thought about fisting like this but duh of fucking course its like every other fucking bit of body training 🤦♂️
07.03.2026 12:47
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ao3 is safe y'all. 😅
07.03.2026 12:46
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Not at 2am it's not 😭
07.03.2026 01:54
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🤣🤣🤣💙💙💙
07.03.2026 01:52
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My ability to pull guys whilst leaving clubs needs to be studied.
Like I don't understand how I do it at all but I have like a 50% hit rate each time which is just insane
07.03.2026 01:45
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And I had just pulled a daddy on the way out the club so I guess maybe 😅
07.03.2026 01:44
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Brain why out of nowhere have you put the South Park Uncle Fucker song in my head why are you like this
07.03.2026 01:40
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When your daddy gets you 🥰
06.03.2026 22:28
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when you have to take your entire outfit off because you changed the colour scheme of what you're going with and now you have the wrong colour jock on
#queerpeopleproblems
06.03.2026 22:05
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I'll get cold in this won't I
06.03.2026 21:53
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Totally keeping very very normal about the fact my FP has been gone forever and yet it's barely been a single fucking week I am absolutely coping with this like any normally emotionally regulated person would 🙈
06.03.2026 21:04
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One of my extended sneezing fits is so not helpful when trying to get ready for a kink night
06.03.2026 20:56
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Sure
06.03.2026 19:45
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Chancellor Ake having a visible brain meltdown at her cadets casually knowing how to hack pretty much every bit of her fucking starship 🤣🤣🤣
06.03.2026 19:44
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I sit firmly in camps 3 & 4 🤣
06.03.2026 19:04
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Libraries are fucking brilliant.
But the ADHDesque part of my brain eternally forgets to return library books because that is a monumental effort task and now I'm not allowed to borrow from 3 entire boroughs any more 🤦♂️
06.03.2026 12:17
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I cannot afford to sustain the financial cost of this reading speed Sean 🤣😭🤦♂️
06.03.2026 01:43
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So that'll last me all of a week😅
06.03.2026 01:35
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I have now finished this entire book the same day I started it. 🙈
This is not uncommon for my reading speed. 🙈🙈🙈
06.03.2026 01:34
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I’m not like other boys. (I’m measurably worse.)
05.03.2026 22:31
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WikiCommute | Time-Boxed Wikipedia Reading for Your Commute
Enter your available minutes and get a curated Wikipedia reading path that fits your commute.
This is cute >>
WikiCommute
Pick the time you have, and we'll build a focused Wikipedia rabbit hole that fits your commute. One scroll, one continuous story.
wikicommute.vercel.app
05.03.2026 15:39
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DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE FLEETING WARMTH THE WINTER GODS STILL RAGE
05.03.2026 23:15
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One of the few downside of no longer having regular/hour long commutes is I no longer just have a natural way of getting through copious amounts of reading each week.
Reading takes setting aside time and effort now which kinda takes some of the joy out of it 🫤
05.03.2026 23:07
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they're oblivious to it but also kinda subconsciously know it
05.03.2026 22:58
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So we may have already booked to see Mason Alexander Park in Oh Mary again before they leave 😅
05.03.2026 22:37
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TBF I've seen Hamilton before, but it was when it first came to the UK so that's gotta be like 10 years ago
05.03.2026 22:37
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