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Melissa Stetten

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LA via Kalamazoo. Retired model. Trying to finish writing a book but I have ADHD & a child. Web Crawlers. Pistol Shrimps πŸ€

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Just got put on an FBI watchlist for this

04.12.2025 05:59 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lob City 4 ever πŸ₯Ή

04.12.2025 02:40 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

First Blake, now Chris, Deandre Jordan is not safe

03.12.2025 08:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wtf this is so mean

03.12.2025 08:37 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god

22.11.2025 07:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats to my husband! Quick question: what’s β€œStar Gate”? Jk I’ve seen it

…or have I?

19.11.2025 23:18 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I was pitching this game I wouldn’t walk anyone but that’s just me

02.11.2025 03:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s fun that fans of both teams want to die right now

02.11.2025 03:41 πŸ‘ 300 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 6

FUCKING HELL

02.11.2025 03:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ok never mind

02.11.2025 03:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ohtani as the final batter is some sick shit

02.11.2025 03:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

sorry dodgers it’s over

02.11.2025 01:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hope I’m not there til midnight :)

29.10.2025 01:08 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they should make the ball 5% larger next inning and see if anyone notices

28.10.2025 06:26 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

me watching baseball:

there it is, the baseball

28.10.2025 06:23 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In the 18th inning they all have to ride horses

28.10.2025 06:04 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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26.09.2025 17:14 πŸ‘ 381 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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the least I can do is

18.09.2025 03:01 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats to the new king of late night Greg Gutfeld

18.09.2025 01:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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18.09.2025 00:00 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Shazam’d Wonderwall at the Oasis concert last night

07.09.2025 17:22 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(this is a joke about how the clippers don’t have any firsts to give until like 2035)

03.09.2025 16:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What are they gonna do? Take away all the Clippers first round draft picks?

03.09.2025 16:41 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
01.09.2025 22:03 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fine I will!

28.08.2025 17:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my fav thing about having a 2 year old is when she screams I WANT NEW ELBOWS and looks at u like you’re insane cuz you don’t understand what she means

28.08.2025 00:05 πŸ‘ 187 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

yes of course I requested Sherri Papini’s book from the library

27.08.2025 04:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

should I buy the jelly sandals all the girls are wearing or should I just stick my foot in a blender

25.08.2025 20:49 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

u love to see it

22.08.2025 04:58 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

finally read Project Hail Mary and I loved it so much it’s become one of my fav books of all time does that make me basic

08.08.2025 18:46 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0