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Ich bin Datenklempner vom Beruf Und Sprachumkrempler auf Zuruf

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Cost of car use: Had to call the breakdown out today because it's been six weeks since I last moved the car and the battery was flat.

07.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*Shivers*
Like, one of biggest problems with database work is *inaccessible context*. The data model is schema+effective usage.

One of the nastier systems I've worked with had four different data models coexisting (fighting?) in the same schema.

04.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Schlagzeile Weil sich keiner dran hΓ€lt: Tempo 30 wird aufgehoben

Schlagzeile Weil sich keiner dran hΓ€lt: Tempo 30 wird aufgehoben

Deutsche Regierung und VΓΆlkerrecht Symbolbild

02.03.2026 09:20 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

An infinite number of mathematicians enter a bar.

The 1st orders a beer.
The next says: "I'll have 1/2 of what he ordered"
The next says: "I'll have 1/2 of that..."

The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says:
"I get it, but you need to know your limits."

01.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 553 πŸ” 103 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 5

Wazzockmobile is also a well understood term.
You can probably imagine what kind of vehicle is meant...

01.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Spuzzock is new to me but makes perfect sense.
Couldn't ask for stronger proof of long-term UK residence.

01.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the best-value purchases I ever made was a sack of extra-hot chilli from a random middle-eastern grocer in the Black Country a quarter-century ago.

It'll probably last me the rest of my life...

01.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Habeck is the only DE politician I can think of who approached a problem with some degree of systems thinking.

01.03.2026 07:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Part of the picture is what I call 'legislator brain': Thinking you can legislate for a desired outcome and have done, rather than for the systems that create the outcome (which then also have to be implemented).
Not unique to DE, but DE has a particularly bad case.

01.03.2026 07:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Winning thread

27.02.2026 07:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A very well deserved result for Labour.

27.02.2026 06:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gorton and Denton by-election result:

GRN: 40.7% (+27.5)
REF: 28.7% (+14.7)
LAB: 25.4% (-25.3)
CON: 1.9% (-6.0)
LDEM: 1.8% (-2.1)

Green GAIN from Labour.

27.02.2026 04:32 πŸ‘ 2114 πŸ” 506 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 684

Channelling the man who mistook his wife for a hat: Bouba with a Kiki excrescence.

20.02.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This was the triangular walrus I didn't know I needed.

20.02.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kopfkino der Extraklasse

13.02.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Merz unser

Merz unser in den Vorstandsetagen,
geheiligt werde dein Markt.
Deine Rendite komme,
dein Wachstum geschehe,
wie im DAX so auch im Land.

13.02.2026 10:39 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
UK ban on Palestine Action unlawful, high court judges rule Protest group’s co-founder wins legal challenge against decision to proscribe it under anti-terrorism laws

Wow!

Palestine Action win judicial review - Guardian report.

This is a *big* legal win.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

13.02.2026 10:11 πŸ‘ 1844 πŸ” 779 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 0

Doing the work to help people facing appalling abuse, because you're someone who can.

Character all can learn from.

12.02.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

3/3. Watch out for the double-negative question.

12.02.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

2/3. Your IP address is captured for possible deduplication (may be an issue for multiple respondents on the same connection)

12.02.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A few things to note about this, especially if you're in a hurry:

1/3. There is no 'confirm send', it autosends after the last question (further comments about drpendents)

12.02.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Languages I know a bit and ought to learn properly because I'd actually use them: Italian, Slovene, Romanian

Languages I want to learn because I've sort of fallen in love with them: Icelandic, Welsh

Languages I want to learn because they really scratch my linguist nerd itch: Basque, Lithuanian

10.02.2026 11:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Very much a YMMV thought:
I remain utterly bemused by all San Francisco discourse.
I found it rather like Lisbon: An interesting and rewarding place to visit that I have no inclination ever to visit again.

08.02.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reading There is No Antimemetics Division then opening BlueSky is a trippy way to mess with your headmeat.

08.02.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have pulsatile tinnitus myself, but I got that from one of the vaccines.
I take it as an indication that an actual infection would be a Very Bad Idea.

07.02.2026 09:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anecdata:
I know multiple people with clearly attributable long-term impairments from a C infection. Of these, only the one effectively forced into early retirement might - might! - qualify for the LC diagnosis referenced in this paper.

07.02.2026 09:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also:
"... diagnoses were made in hospital settings and thus predominantly capture severe presentations. As a result, only a fraction of individuals experiencing post-acute sequelae are likely represented, underestimating the true risk of sequelae following SARS-CoV-2 infection."

07.02.2026 09:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/curse-2 #smbc

06.02.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 408 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

The best of bad falls a lot way short of the worst of good.

06.02.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I tried to re-read The Caves of Steel a while back, (a) sharing this opinion (without having couched it so succinctly), and (b) remembering having enjoyed it as a mid-teen, and.
Oh. Oh, no. DNF with a vengeance.
I finally purged my shelves of Asimov thereafter.

06.02.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0