Avi

The Hanukkah menorah, lit for the 3rd night

חנוכה שמח

Absolutely crazy to say that to anyone… but as an INVITED GUEST that’s just outrageous

Has Kermit the Frog explored running for office

Also I couldn’t remember the word for aviators and the best I could come up with was “those glasses that Bush Sr. wore”

Avi has short red hair, and is wearing a pair of aviator glasses and a Scooby-Doo! t-shirt

Didn’t you hear the good news? The 70s are back

“Corporate Death Penalty” is a great band name and an even greater idea.

Ariana Grande-Butera as Glinda the Good Witch, in her pink bubble dress, as the people of Munchkinland sing “No One Mourns the Wicked.”

No one mourns the wicked.

I hate gay halloween, what do you mean you're turtle time from the real housewives of new york city

Margaret Hamilton as The Wicked Witch of the West

Demi Lovato as Poot

I hate gay halloween etc

Dashcon was our Woodstock

I’m sorry, they’re demolishing the ENTIRE east wing???

WE ARE SO BACK

Andy doesn’t want to play with Woody anymore

Your old phone:

You can pry my Diet Coke out of my cold, dead hands

Grant (Marcello Hernández) and Alyssa (Jane Wickline), the couple you can’t believe is together

Desperately need SNL to bring these two back (and also: could this be the couples costume of the year???)

I got invited to one this Friday, and I’ll be sure to report back as to whether the fire is worthy of admiration or of scorn

There’s a better chance of a hurricane in Salt Lake City than that ever happening

This is a bonfire. It is big, hot, and impressive.

This is a campfire that would get you sent home at tribal council.

Many times I have been invited to a bonfire party, and many times I have been disappointed to find there was only a campfire. Don’t say you’re lighting a bonfire unless you’re actually lighting a bonfire

Mr and Mrs Twit from The Twits by Roald Dahl, illustrated by Quentin Blake

That’s how they would sext

Good fucking GOD, @npr.org what is WRONG with you

The persecution complex is so real. Once I heard someone say that the Missouri Mormon Extermination period was “as bad as the Holocaust”

Tbh, at this point I think Mormonism has gotten watered down so much that it’s turned almost protestant, and is generally a pretty standard religious culture.
The Joseph Smith era of the Church though? Oh absolutely a cult. I think Joseph Smith is one of the most successful cult leaders in history

The Rapture isn’t real, but it does feel real to a lot of Americans, and I worry that this movement may become violent also, like so many others.

And it’s not just historical, either — things still happen today. Examples include the Peoples Temple (Jonestown, 1978) and Heaven’s Gate (1997), where Christian or syncretic beliefs about the imminent end of the world motivated extreme behavior, including mass suicides.

Big Liver is behind this, I just know it

Christianity has its origins as an apocalyptic movement. Tons of events in the history (the Crusades, the English civil war which briefly placed a pause on the monarchy, or the migration of Mormons to Utah) are a direct result of Christians believing that the end of the world would be any day now

My birthday is the first day of spring, so today is when I’m at my weakest

Giant Phantom Jellyfish

I thought she was going for the giant phantom jellyfish look

Donald and Melania Trump meeting King Charles III.

Melania’s outfit (I mean a Giant Phantom Jellyfish)

Melania looks great

WTF is the Dept of Homeland Security doing interpreting Bible scriptures?!!!